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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 162)

  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Interesting Encounterβ€”Possibly the future of the dancer directory and this site?
    I personally vary between a lurker and active member. I went two years lurking TUSCL before creating my own account and writing a review. When Portland had xoticspot.com up I was strictly a lurker on it. I could go either way but I think a website where dancers can post their schedules and pictures is ideal. I certainly would have never met you without at least you being an active member. If I weren't a member myself I would think I'd have been just like that guy and lurked your pics and then gone to see you just like he did. But since we were both members it worked out that I could PM with you in advance. I do like that part since I don't exchange my personal phone info with strippers, but again I could do without it by just lurking and hoping your schedule was accurate.
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    5 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    Hi Liter Phoenix
    He's (san_jose_creep) a broke ass creep on a bike riding past strip clubs and AMPs that he can no longer go to. He ran out of money and/or he got himself banned. He looks on with envy, fantasizing but never actualizing GFEs with women he can never have without paying. He lost his wife and he has ED. But by golly he's still got dreams of that organization. And he's got us as his TUSCL support system.
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    5 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Cool mom: Wendy Williams Says She Brought Her Son to a Strip Club and Taught Him
    But but but the really way cool moms show their sons how to LDK.
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    I already miss her. πŸ¦„πŸ˜’ Safe travels to you @nicespice! Thank you for all the wonderful times. 'twas a TUSCL dream come true to me. Truly. πŸ₯°πŸ¦„ LOL and I would hope that you'd put in the good word for me with Texan dancers. But then again, if we are both in Texas, I'd likely just go see you. 😝 And lastly @blah please πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ🀷 me last!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    gSteph
    The view from the other side of the room
    Do you remember your 1st Lap Dance?
    I can't remember it anymore. Too many dances have gone by. It was in San Francisco. I do remember my first LDK was with porn star Serenity at the New Century Theater but that was after my first dance.
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    πŸ¦„ 😭😭😭
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    @FishHawk I completely understand and relate to you. I have wanted to meet nicespice in the flesh for a long time coming and would feel the same when I read other TUSCLers' posts about meeting her. I appreciate the kind words and hope you will get to meet her too.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    Our last time was #9 and it was divine. πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€— The End
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Funny how I destroyed a Shitter in Portland!
    ^ it's because of all the munchies we eat from legal herb 😝
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    rickthevulture
    Black vulture lives matter! Squawk!
    True adherents of the rick agenda
    ^ ROR
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    The Perfect Strip Club
    @nicespice when (not if) you come back, rest assured that I will be as aggressive horny grabby as ever. πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€—
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    The Perfect Strip Club
    ^ I would welcome it if it drove the mileage up around here. I cannot believe Portland dudes think that way about you.. SMH. πŸ˜’ For the record, please be as forward and pushy as you want to me. Pretty please? πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€ͺ
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    The Perfect Strip Club
    I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel like a failed aggressive horny grabby Oregonian :(
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Asian Girls
    There are Asian girls, and then there's nicespice on another level. πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ₯°
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    5 years ago
    EndlessSummer
    All Year Long! 🌞
    It's gonna blow!
    The forecast for Portugal is cloudy skies with light jizzles throughout the week.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    MrVegas
    Orygun
    Xpose it's a bar
    Every time I've tried this place I've walked out within 10 minutes due to lack of talent. Portland has better options. Thanks for good intel regarding high dance costs at no mileage. Definitely reasons to pass on it.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    rickthevulture
    Black vulture lives matter! Squawk!
    True adherents of the rick agenda
    Cash, you're an assricker.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    EndlessSummer
    All Year Long! 🌞
    It's gonna blow!
    The money shot heard 'round the world!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Things you can ask your iPhone
    "It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit."
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Things you can ask your iPhone
    We have clearance, Clarence. What's your vector, Victor?
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    rickthevulture
    Black vulture lives matter! Squawk!
    True adherents of the rick agenda
    It sounds more like a trick agenda. Or trickgenda, if you will.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Quirky & Weird Clubs
    It sounds like the kind of club my wife would join me on a party night, but seeing a male stripper in just a banana hammock thong would be a serious buzz and boner kill for me.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    What do you feel?
    One of these days I am gonna give a stripper a foot massage and make her night with it.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
    New Jersey
    ESCORTS V STRIPPPERS
    My ATF DS is a stripper escort. She strips to make some money on that alone but it also is an opportunity to screen and find good escort customers. When she posts an ad to her escort site she openly states she's a stripper and if she's dancing she mentions that too but doesn't ever name the club. She also will not do any extras or FS ITC. She gives great mileage but that is all while she dances. At the same site there's a good percentage of other escorts that are strippers. They aren't the majority in the clubs, but Portland has a good portion of stripper escorts. Personally I think this is why extras aren't that prevalent in the local clubs. For a customer it's almost just as easy to set up an OTC rather than get an ITC extra, and a stripper escort can strip without getting into trouble ITC but also make money as an escort.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    What do you feel?
    @Waffle From a biophysics perspective, heels will put the calf muscles in an isometric flexed position. And then when a dancer bends her knees in them, it puts added strain on the knees because the leg muscles are worked that much harder in order to stay in balance. A flat foot allows all the body weight to be distributed better and puts less force on the knees. And it gets worse the longer the heels. The issue goes up the body even farther and contributes to lower back strain too.