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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 163)

  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( šŸ§ššŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ƒšŸ¼ busy being a "psycho bitch" šŸ¤£
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx šŸŒ²šŸ—»
    LOL @gSteph you should be thanking me. I'm working on her coming out here again at every one of my visits. And each and every time I am giving her the best massage that I can possibly give so she doesn't forget. I've also advised her on the Portland scene and all I know about the strip clubs and locals. I even found a club she likes. If she doesn't come back here it's not going to be on account of me. So you're welcome, and ^Hnnnngggggg ^Hnnnngggggg ^Hnnnngggggg ^Hnnnngggggg ^Hnnnngggggg ^Hnnnngggggg ^Hnnnngggggg ^Hnnnngggggg šŸ†šŸ¦„šŸ¤—
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( šŸ§ššŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ƒšŸ¼ busy being a "psycho bitch" šŸ¤£
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx šŸŒ²šŸ—»
    ^ @heaving LOL I won't lie - I might have grunted a few times like that tonight. Once again for most of the night I sat spoon behind her with a boner because her soft and creamy ass feels so good. And as I massage her ass in particular it rubs me in wonderful ways. It's hard to focus it feels so good. I end up swooning and grunting involuntarily. šŸ¦„šŸ¤Ŗ
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Rejection
    A strip club is a glorified ego boost to a PL. And some want a stripper to be the aggressor and give them the complete fantasy that they are that stud guy that strippers just can't resist that they don't even need to approach one. Others want their ego boost a different way. Personally my ego boost comes from the hot stripper (that I sought after) flirting with me and teasing my dick as a prelude to private dances. I don't need to be approached because I'm usually going after the all natural 9-10 that almost all other PLs want, so I aggressively go after my stripper before someone else takes her. And the only time I've ever been rejected is if she was already busy with another customer.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( šŸ§ššŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ƒšŸ¼ busy being a "psycho bitch" šŸ¤£
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx šŸŒ²šŸ—»
    #8 was great. šŸ†šŸ¦„šŸ¤— Tonight she was my very own lingerie model. In the blacklight she wore a teal lace bra with crossing straps across the front that seemed necessary to support her firm and all natural DDs. Unlike her baby soft ass, her tits are full and firm. The skin is smooth but also pliant and tight, so they have some weight to them. (Side note: You don't really realize this until you've had them both in your hands.) They are the kind of tits that are so perky and firm that they don't lose shape. Even when she lays down they stay upright. Incredible. So LOL they are always busting out of her bras. Her matching thong was also just as sexy. The front triangle was form fit against her crotch and again outlined her tiny pussy lips. It had double straps on each side that wrapped around to a thin lace thong. Her juicy little booty could not be contained by any of it. As a nice touch of style she wore a matching beaded bracelet. LMAO notwithstanding her black stripper heels, she could have come straight out of a lingerie fashion show. And tonight, from the minute I arrived to when I headed out the door, she was all mine. It was great. šŸ†šŸ¦„šŸ¤—
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Rejection
    @nicespice The other thing to remember about Portland is that the number of clubs and thus options make it a 'buyer's market'. A customer can simply leave and go to a competing club less than a few miles away if he doesn't like what he sees in one. So yeah that may enable that attitude that you're not used to where guys aren't really aggressive about getting a dance. Hence there's a higher than normal rejection rate here (among other reasons).
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Rejection
    san_jose_creep only posts between noon and 6pm PST. It's when he gets free internet access at the public library.
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    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Rejection
    @Papi it's not 'many' clubs. It really depends on both the club and the dancer.
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    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Rejection
    ^ LMAO @nicespice I appreciate you taking exception for me but please note there are other clubs and other local mongers that have and expect higher mileage than me. Stars has always been lower mileage relative to other clubs and the Dragon seems like it has become that way. I don't consider these clubs representative of Portland average mileage.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Rejection
    @nicespice I'm here to help you understand. šŸ˜
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    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Rejection
    In Portland as a customer you will lose out if you don't directly pursue a dancer as soon as you know. Because of the high rejection rate, dancers are not the best at soliciting dances. Also many customers go to a club to just stage tip as they drink or on break from video poker, or they would rather a dancer just sit and get drunk with them. Getting dances is like a special occasional treat rather than a regular thing. So if you are here and you want to get dances, it's best to go after then sit and wait. As a regular I see this issue all the time out here.
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    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Rejection
    ^ We'll talk later, 1:1, about how to hustle out here You belong out here. šŸŒ²šŸ¦„šŸ¤—šŸŒ²
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    What do you feel?
    I've massaged a fair number of strippers and civies in my day and invariably strippers have muscular and toned calves. Those heels and dancing in them will work those calf muscles. It's gotta be uncomfortable at least for a time.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Rejection
    @nicespice FWIW if you stay here longer, I'll keep getting dances. šŸ¦„šŸ¤— And no need to change your approach.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Rejection
    @nicespice Portland is full of regulars that just don't get dances but still go to look and stage tip. It's not so much as being rude as it is just the "norm". Because dance prices are somewhat high and most clubs border on just being sexy neighborhood bars, there's not much private dancing, relatively speaking. I see it all the time. The number of private dances in a Portland club is relatively low as compared to the number of customers ITC.
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Ever get a credit card just for your favorite girl ?
    @EndlessSummer LOL flattery is strip clubbing 101. But honestly by your profile pics you have some long and slim legs. They would propel you nicely through water. And understood re: the buoyancy of your buoys (or rather lack thereof). It's a density question. LOL they also aren't that aerodynamic either. šŸ˜‚ LMFAO I don't think there's ever going to be a problem mistaking you for a 12 year old boy. Life vest or not.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Amateur Nights
    I don't care for amateur night.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( šŸ§ššŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ƒšŸ¼ busy being a "psycho bitch" šŸ¤£
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx šŸŒ²šŸ—»
    @Cashman all we can do is make our own case as to why nicespice should work visit our own city. If she goes to NJ I would be happy for you and any TUSCLer. And LOL until then I'll try to give you an accurate vicarious experience of what it's like to see her. šŸ†šŸ¦„šŸ¤— In the front room only, though. šŸ˜
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( šŸ§ššŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ƒšŸ¼ busy being a "psycho bitch" šŸ¤£
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx šŸŒ²šŸ—»
    LOL I don't think so @Cashman. Portland is where she belongs.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Ever get a credit card just for your favorite girl ?
    @EndlessSummer Those endless legs of yours are built to swim. LMAO and you already have a pair of buoys to keep you afloat too. šŸ˜
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    Hi Liter Phoenix
    All san_jose_creep's ways with stripper and AMP whores are a system of denial that he's paying them for GFE because his ego is huge. If he acts civilian with them, they want to be his real GF rather than give him GFE. If they kiss him, it's because they like him as a GF rather than it's part of GFE. These are simply forms of paid GFE that he doesn't want to admit. He even has denial as he pays them. It's not payment for the GFE. It's payment out of respect and care for her time as a real GF rather than a GFE service. His ego doesn't allow him to admit he's resorting to GFE with whores because no woman, civilian or otherwise, wants anything to do with his creepy ass in real life. Furthermore, it's so bad (his ego and his denial) with him that he has to believe that he's figured it all out over TUSCLers that just want to go and get lapdances. He doesn't even want to believe that others actually just want to have fun with strippers and get lapdances. Even that hurts his ego because it takes him back to his personal frustration of strippers that just wanted to do that only and NOT give him GFE. He's overly obsessed with getting GFE and pretending it's real.
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    5 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    Hi Liter Phoenix
    ^ *hell freezing over*
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    5 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    Hi Liter Phoenix
    LMAO I wonder if san_jose_creep would post to TUSCL as much if he actually went to strip clubs. But that's like wondering what he'll freezing over is actually like. šŸ˜†
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( šŸ§ššŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ƒšŸ¼ busy being a "psycho bitch" šŸ¤£
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx šŸŒ²šŸ—»
    @TFP TBH my thong fetish brutha I actually thought of you as I was sitting there coming to the realization that I wasn't dreaming and I was, in reality, massaging my unicorn DS šŸ¦„ with a huge boner. I know you out if all TUSCLers would relate to all my excitement about it. It's why I just had to take that pic. But still, you assume to much. That was at our table in the main room. There's no *famous TUSCL member* hanky panky shenanigans going on! šŸ¤­ It was just an innocent massage - on her neck, chest, shoulders, arms, hands, back, ass, thighs, calves, etc...šŸ¤­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜œ
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( šŸ§ššŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ƒšŸ¼ busy being a "psycho bitch" šŸ¤£
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx šŸŒ²šŸ—»
    LMFAO!!!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( šŸ§ššŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ƒšŸ¼ busy being a "psycho bitch" šŸ¤£
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx šŸŒ²šŸ—»
    @TFP note the lace pink thong straps. Then imagine that in your lap. šŸ˜šŸ„°šŸ¤Ŗ