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Things you can ask your iPhone

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
I asked my iPhone, "Surely it's not going to rain today?"

My iPhone replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley."

It must have been in airplane mode.

6 comments

  • SirLapdancealot
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    5 years ago
    We have clearance, Clarence.

    What's your vector, Victor?
  • Cashman1234
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    5 years ago
    Lol! Very funny movie too!
  • londonguy
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    5 years ago
    Great comedy film in it's day, just like 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' .
  • SirLapdancealot
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    5 years ago
    "It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit."
  • MackTruck
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    5 years ago
    Fuck
  • MackTruck
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    5 years ago
    My iphone says get an android
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