Comments by TXbananas

  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Drinking While Driving
    Better question: do I ever drive without drinking.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Wake and Bake
    Ended up meeting an ex-dancer (hot spinner, my ultimate body type) and her dancer friend at a club, me being her ”escort” so she could hang around. Super hot 3 way action all night. You can definitely get away with much more when a civilian is thrown into the mix. Godammit, sad to say I made SJG proud. Even the bouncer was shaking his head.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Wake and Bake
    SirLDA, I once had the hottest little weed-smoking spinner on the hook, wish I knew then what I know now. OMG
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Wake and Bake
    I can use all of these. Good start...
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Asor619
    California
    sober or non sober?
    I drink way too much, SC included. But I’m a recent 420 convert... I am going to get high AF before my next visit and see what that’s like.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    PaulDrake
    Off again on again PL
    Buying things from the bathroom troll?
    My regular club is 50/50 with the bathroom tips, half the time the troll is asleep and I piss very quietly...
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    azteca
    Washington
    VIP room
    ^^^ definitely an “art.” Seriously, as has been said, it is absolutely a case-by-case basis. The girl, the club, the mood, you... all variables that change frequently. YMMV one trip to another all things seemingly the same.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    azteca
    Washington
    VIP room
    If I think the price sounds high, I like to ask if they take coupons. You’d be surprised...
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    goodguy
    Good Guy Looking for a Good Time: Detroit - So Florida
    Number of Dances with an ATF - How Many
    20+ dances? In 10 months or 1 night? I have done 20-25 in a single night before. Hundreds with the same girl over time.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Too many. Physical flaws..
    Somewhere on the continuum from GPS “10” Stripper down to Lard Ass with a Moustache there is a sweet spot—I think the ones with a few flaws are more fun, accessible and appreciative. A good personality never hurt.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Stripper farts
    Good points DD, I have probably crop-dusted dancers on more than one occasion while imbibing too much beer. Stank ass is horrible to me, skid marks—vomit! But I do quite enjoy the snail trails I often collect all over my crotch from nude dances.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Stripper farts
    “It was a SBD. The dancer left immediately.“ AKA cropdusting.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Stripper farts
    Farts are always funny. Chill out people, I didn’t bring attention to it, call her out or embarrass her. I let it float away like the wind. It was simply a strip club first... unfortunately.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Stripper farts
    “He who smelt it dealt it...” but not in this case.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Mtent
    Relaxation
    Can you get over bad smells?
    I have smelled dirty ass on more than one occasion while getting an all nude dance which is about as vile as it gets for me. No do-overs. Second worst is the fishy vag smell—for the life of me I don’t understand why a stripper wouldn’t get this handled ASAP. It’s disgusting. Pit odor I can fight through, but take care of the money maker ladies.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Stripper farts
    No, distinctly different.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Stripper farts
    ^^^ I’ll take that as a yes lawlz
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Just searched Follies on Facebook
    Makes sense, in my mind I had a Georgia Baby Dolls pictured--a warehouse store of hot trim.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Mileage and Intimacy in Strip Clubs
    I am so close to blocking Broken Record Guy...
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    BYOB clubs..
    I frequent the Clubhouse in Dallas, BYOB after 7pm. Actually no cover and FREE alcohol before 7, but I have only made it once in time to get a free well whiskey/water. BYOB here is any alcohol, no mixers--which are generally $6 at the bar (even those tiny 8oz Dasani water bottles). You can bring your own coolers in, and assume you could bring in a keg if you wanted to wheel it in the door.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    bvino
    Florida
    Question for experienced mongers only.
    I usually take more than I think I'll spend, then hit the ATM 3 times and start bartering valuables after that.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    SebHenley
    Florida
    Why do Dancers wear High Heels?
    I'm tall, but SCing has taught me that I love little spinners, the shorter the better. Heels are sexy though on almost any woman IMO.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Rate the petite white girl. I demand equal time Papi. :)
    IMO this chick is somewhere between an 8 and a 12, though I am coming to the realization through my mongering that I am really drawn to the spinners.