Wake and Bake

12 comments

• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  Don't ever start out with
  
  "Hey how long have you been here?"
  or anything along the lines of something super generic.
  
  
  I personally like to say something wild, something they'd probably not expect and something that they definitely don't hear a lot.
  
  
  The first thing I asked my ATF was "What keeps you up at night? What scares you?"
  
  Or if you wanna be funny be like "Do you wanna start a revolution with me?"
  
  It sounds silly but hey it's always made them laugh and it's a great way to get the ball rolling
• jsully63

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  6 years ago

  Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• Mate27

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  6 years ago

  Do you know how I know you’re gay?
• TXbananas

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  6 years ago

  I can use all of these. Good start...
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  How about, you’re not the most beautiful woman here, but beauty is just a light switch away. ;)
• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  And don't say what jsully63 said lol. This isn't middle school anymore.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Do you smoke weed*?
  
  (*If yes, get high with her.)
• TXbananas

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  6 years ago

  SirLDA, I once had the hottest little weed-smoking spinner on the hook, wish I knew then what I know now. OMG
• bruno0639

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  6 years ago

  Start with you may not recognize me but I’m the founder of Wendy’s
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Loser
• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  Do you have any black inside you?
  
  Would you like some?
• TXbananas

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  6 years ago

  Ended up meeting an ex-dancer (hot spinner, my ultimate body type) and her dancer friend at a club, me being her ”escort” so she could hang around. Super hot 3 way action all night. You can definitely get away with much more when a civilian is thrown into the mix. Godammit, sad to say I made SJG proud. Even the bouncer was shaking his head.