Wake and Bake

Don't ever start out with

"Hey how long have you been here?"
or anything along the lines of something super generic.


I personally like to say something wild, something they'd probably not expect and something that they definitely don't hear a lot.


The first thing I asked my ATF was "What keeps you up at night? What scares you?"

Or if you wanna be funny be like "Do you wanna start a revolution with me?"

It sounds silly but hey it's always made them laugh and it's a great way to get the ball rolling

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you know how I know you’re gay?

I can use all of these. Good start...

How about, you’re not the most beautiful woman here, but beauty is just a light switch away. ;)

And don't say what jsully63 said lol. This isn't middle school anymore.

Do you smoke weed*?

(*If yes, get high with her.)

SirLDA, I once had the hottest little weed-smoking spinner on the hook, wish I knew then what I know now. OMG

Start with you may not recognize me but I’m the founder of Wendy’s

Loser

Do you have any black inside you?

Would you like some?

Ended up meeting an ex-dancer (hot spinner, my ultimate body type) and her dancer friend at a club, me being her ”escort” so she could hang around. Super hot 3 way action all night. You can definitely get away with much more when a civilian is thrown into the mix. Godammit, sad to say I made SJG proud. Even the bouncer was shaking his head.