Stripper farts
TXbananas
NTX
Tuesday, May 29, 2018 1:45 PM
Ever had a stripper fart while sitting with you?
Hanging out the other day with my regular girl who always sits in my lap and chats for an hour or so before I get dances. Funny, we had been discussing what we like to eat and nutrition stuff (sort of what I do for work), not too long after I get this whiff of air biscuit... well, more like crab cake. Yep, she let one slip.
I didn’t say anything because she nearly always smells very nice and keeps herself clean. That was a first. Anybody else had this happen?
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