Stripper farts

That’s gross, and what a stupid topic lol.

^^^ I’ll take that as a yes lawlz

Queefing?

No, distinctly different.

Whoever denied it - supplied it!

What’s so stupid about discussing stripper farts?

There’s little coverage in a g string. A topic about stripper skid marks would be gross and immature - but farts are just a fact of life.

Girls dont fart. Stop making things up

“He who smelt it dealt it...” but not in this case.

You are a moron. This is just so lame. Who fucking cares if a stripper farted? Immature doesn’t describe it. I’m sure she was embarrassed.

Didn’t Founder say don’t spam the board?

I once asked my little niece if she tooted. She said “princesses don’t toot!” I said “I think you’re right, I’m sorry for asking that.”

Ya mean like his?

I guess it's something we guys think it's funny or no big-deal but chicks may be embarrassed/uncomfortable about

I'm sure it has happened. I'm also sure I didn't care.

Farts are always funny. Chill out people, I didn’t bring attention to it, call her out or embarrass her. I let it float away like the wind. It was simply a strip club first... unfortunately.

I only recall one time.

It was a SBD. The dancer left immediately.

Yeah, I’ve had dancers fart while giving a lap dance. I don’t say anything.

Of course it’s funny - it’s great!

If I was with that dancer - I’d take her to VIP right away! If it’s a fart from the back door - it’s a sign her ass is loose. If it was a queef - and you felt the could hear the shutters rumble - then she’s my kind of girl!

I hooked up with a nasty girl at a party - we went into a wooded area behind the house. She needed to pee - but we are kissing - and she says “Give me a minute” - she squats in front of me a pees in the dirt - rips a nice long fart - stands up and we resume kissing! That was fucking hot!

That’s funny, cashman.

Personally, I wouldn’t have been in the mood to continue after hearing her rip a long fart.

“It was a SBD. The dancer left immediately.“

AKA cropdusting.

@Cashman if a Bare naked lady farts in the woods does it make a sound. lol

SBD. If a stripper lets a SBD she must be into anal sex. Otherwise that bunghole would be tight and that fart would be loud!

Big fart means that her lower lengths are empty and open.

SJG

Twentyfive - lol! Oddly it sounds a bit like a duck...

Lmfao. You boys love sniffing farts

Do you boys go around sniffing peoples asses to get your fix? I agree with bj99

OK as long as it's not a shart! :)

Shit happens

Shit happens lmfaooo

So a loud fart means her ass is loose therefore she's into anal. That begs the question of why most of you guys have loud farts.

Dude don't mind the criticism - this post was hilarious...

Those Phat girls that Big Papi dances with - might lift him right off the chair and throw him across the room with one good fart!! Comes with the territory he roams in...

I've had a girl queef more than once while i was fingering her. She seemed a little self-conscious, and i suppose i could have laughed, but i just acted like it was natural (as it was) and kept on going. I mean there was nothing unpleasant about it or anything. On the other hand, laughing could have caused much worse reactions than desired.

Now, i remember when a girl let one rip and she kept on going as if nothing happened. It didn't stink too much, as opposed to the silent stinker, but i had to hold my breath for a good 10 seconds or so while keeping a straight face. It happens, i guess. On the converse, there were way less than a handful of times if even only once or twice, i ever willingly let one out (slowly as possible) while getting a dance out of literally thousands of dances over the years. Otherwise, never during dances or even VIPs. I do find other opportunities though. Although maybe i should try letting one go when i'm next to a girl i have absolutely no interest in and just want her to leave.

The thing that really pissed me off was the one time a girl danced on me with a dookie booty. She didn't leave skid marks on my shirt or anything, but she still left a residual smell on it as well as during the duration of the dance. I am seriously shocked sometimes by the lack of self-awareness some of these girls have of their poor hygiene practices and resulting smells and i say that as a PL that is very meticulous about cleaning up before i go out SCing.

I agree Dirk. Dookie booty is a bad thing. It’s not much fun at all. I wouldn’t be pleased if a dancer left skids on my shirt or pants after grinding.

Good points DD, I have probably crop-dusted dancers on more than one occasion while imbibing too much beer.

Stank ass is horrible to me, skid marks—vomit! But I do quite enjoy the snail trails I often collect all over my crotch from nude dances.

I happen to think that stripper farts are adorable and funny... but if a stripper ever shits in her g-string before a dance with me, I think I would just become cellibate for the rest of my miserable life!

Snail trails are sexy up to a point. As long as it doesn't affect or deter a new girl giving me a dance. One time a delightfully naughtier girl was doing the semi-hummer on the pants and gave a sexy smile saying my pants smelled like pussy. Another girl, maybe not. But if it's at the end of the visit and the last girl, slime away, although that type of discharge is usually no reflection of arousal unlike the more wet (soaking) lubrication which is even sexier.

BurlingtonHF - that would put the dirty in Dirty Jersey! Lol!

I knew a very filthy civilian girl - who tried to convince me that her pussy leaked a lot - and those were the stains in her panties. But the color was always a bit dark. She loved being fisted - so maybe it was a snail trail -