I was at the Kroger earlier today and the security guard was a skinny eurofag with a man bun. I don't think this pussy could stand a chance of apehending anyone. I wanted to steal a bag of donuts because...
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I could get a little exercise.
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I could distract him with the donuts if he caught me.
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If he ate the donuts it may put a pound or two on him and give him a chance to aprehend the next one
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last commentI shit you not
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The answer is 4) All of the above. You would have done him a favor by stealing a bag of donuts.
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"apehending"
Brilliant! The word should be spelled that way!
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By the way MackTruck, show us your titties!
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Mack truck mamasan and Tijuana tim are my favorite trolls! All three funny as hell
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