Getting your Exercise

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MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
I was at the Kroger earlier today and the security guard was a skinny eurofag with a man bun. I don't think this pussy could stand a chance of apehending anyone. I wanted to steal a bag of donuts because...

1) I could get a little exercise.

2) I could distract him with the donuts if he caught me.

3) If he ate the donuts it may put a pound or two on him and give him a chance to aprehend the next one

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MackTruck
6 years ago
I shit you not
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
The answer is 4) All of the above. You would have done him a favor by stealing a bag of donuts.
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4got2wipe
6 years ago
"apehending"

Brilliant! The word should be spelled that way!
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4got2wipe
6 years ago
By the way MackTruck, show us your titties!
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Countryman5434
6 years ago
Mack truck mamasan and Tijuana tim are my favorite trolls! All three funny as hell
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