Getting your Exercise

I was at the Kroger earlier today and the security guard was a skinny eurofag with a man bun. I don't think this pussy could stand a chance of apehending anyone. I wanted to steal a bag of donuts because...

1. I could get a little exercise.

2. I could distract him with the donuts if he caught me.

3. If he ate the donuts it may put a pound or two on him and give him a chance to aprehend the next one