I was at the Kroger earlier today and the security guard was a skinny eurofag with a man bun. I don't think this pussy could stand a chance of apehending anyone. I wanted to steal a bag of donuts because...
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I could get a little exercise.
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I could distract him with the donuts if he caught me.
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If he ate the donuts it may put a pound or two on him and give him a chance to aprehend the next one
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I shit you not
The answer is 4) All of the above. You would have done him a favor by stealing a bag of donuts.
"apehending"
Brilliant! The word should be spelled that way!
By the way MackTruck, show us your titties!
Mack truck mamasan and Tijuana tim are my favorite trolls! All three funny as hell
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