I LDKed for the first time

16 comments

• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  I walked out of there looking like someone sprayed me with a garden hose
• galiziabob.sabbatical

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  6 years ago

  Damn. Same thing happened to me last night but I was naked, so was she and it was at Hotel Cascadia in Tijuana...... Spooge got all over!
• rickdugan

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  6 years ago

  Your "I CAME IN MY OWN PANTS" trophy is on its way.
• a21985

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  6 years ago

  That's why I simply like to cum in the stripper's mouth instead of my own pants like a horny 12 year old. No muss no fuss when she willingly cleans it up for you.
• Mate27

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  6 years ago

  Lol!
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  I am going to sue luquid lapdance pants
• a21985

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  6 years ago

  You should sue @mack. Could you imagine how many lot lizards you could get with even just a $100 settlement?
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  ^^^ lmfao
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  This sounds worse than shitting your pants. At least you can make sure a McDonald is close vy to prevent that one
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  Mack Truck needs to dump a load in his own house
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  Looked like somoke dipped you in a pot of cooking oil
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Strange how things work. LDK just posted that he was done with LDK’ing - and now there’s a new dude ready to pick up the liquid lap dance pants left behind by LDK! It’s like the passing of a very sticky torch!
• sp

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  6 years ago

  LOL! Mack! I guess I'm glad that every time I try to buy those on line they are sold out. Ha!
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Lmfao I blew a Mack Truck load on da bitch
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  I do it again too. When I win that law suit I will buy a truck load of those adult daipers and blow shit tons of loads
• ppwh

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  6 years ago

  > Your "I CAME IN MY OWN PANTS" trophy is on its way. The trophy is my mouth. And I'm not a tranny, so pardon the beard.