I LDKed for the first time

I had this dancer trybto get me to wear a pair of these liquid lapdance thingys. She humpe the shit out of me and made a big ol mess in those pants. Then another bot ass dancer asked for a dance. She dry humped the shit out of me so hard it tore the dam lapdance pants. The dancer started bitching about my pants being soaking wet. She asked wtf? The lube and spooge went all over where they were not supposed to go. God damit. Have any of you had this problem?