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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Should've read the comments. Me and Chessmaster have almost identical taste so I clicked on it right away.
Papi you fucker.
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6 years ago
^^^^^I think I saw a girl with those measurements at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas a few weeks ago lol. Ok she wasn't 225
lol but she was pretty damn short with a thick body but totally store bought. Latina with a fake ass, fake boobs, but she was pretty in the face. Chulo mode? Or no because of aftermarket parts?
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6 years ago
5'6-5'10, 130-140lbs, nice bubble ass and the tits to match. C's or bigger. Gimme dat!
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6 years ago
Papi I'm the same way in regards to the table seating. I hate that traditional sit on opposite sides of the table shit. I remember all throughout my 20's I used to judge women highly on that simple act. If she tripped off me sitting on the same side as her, she lost a lot of points in my book. Sounds silly, but it was a big deal to me. Meanwhile the ones who encouraged me to sit on the same side I'd label a keeper.
Matter of fact, +1 to Papi's entire post.
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
My head is fine, dumbass. Yours however, totally full of shit.
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6 years ago
Yeah I agree with the folks who voted to not say anything. It may be your preference for her to have bigger boobs, doesn't mean every other customer feels that way. As we've seen on this very forum a lot of people prefer natural or smaller so I'm sure she's doing fine.
Similar thing happened to me at a club in Rancho Cordova. Girl asked me if I wanted a dance, I looked at her and she was kinda flat chested so I said no thanks. She asked why not and so I truthfully told her that I prefer women with big boobs. She then said 'I knew I should have gotten a boob job'. I told her that a lot of men hate girls with fake boobs so do it for yourself, not because you're hoping for extra income.
I came back the next month, same girl approached and asked for dances. She didn't remember me so I (awkwardly) retold our encounter from a month ago. Oh yeah she says and just walks away. I almost felt shallow but then I remembered the classic line from this forum: my money, my choice.
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6 years ago
The Kung Fu dancer, I had one that had to be a fucking 3rd Dan in that shit. I'm talking about before my hands could even make contact on a boob, she was doing that wax on wax off shit from Karate Kid. Matter of fact you could call her 'The Matrix dancer' also. She was dodging my hands like those agents would dodge bullets. Those dances were frustrating as fuck but looking back, I gotta admire the gal's skills lol.
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6 years ago
The Nina.....LMAO!
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6 years ago
I love these, as I've encountered dn near all of them. I HATE that tiny high pitched voice one. So phony that it's a huge turn off.
And the VIP only dancers, never had one because I have to test drive first. Anyone ever had one of them? Do they actually deliver in VIP or is it like I expect......a rip-off.
The '$10 extra to touch me' dancers..... there's a club in Northern California (Gold Club Centerfolds) where at night time it's pretty much the standard. So every dancer says contact dances are $30, no touch dances are $20. They successfully converted the entire club, this is the only place I've encountered this.
The Buzzkill, thankfully only encountered this in low mileage clubs that I'll never set foot in again. Or girls that trip off of you adjusting yourself.
Man these are great, keep em coming!
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
His imput is useless. He doesn't go to clubs.
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6 years ago
^^^^^^^We need to sick SJG on her. If he ever got ahold of her email address he'd blow her shit up with messages lol.
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6 years ago
Also, WRITE A REVIEW!!!!
That way you can gain access to reading reviews for a month. You said you were a cheap bastard, well that's the cheap bastard way to get access to reviews.
Honestly you should have visited any strip club and then wrote a review BEFORE you went to Hong Kong. That way you could have read the last 20 reviews on Hong Kong, plus the comments in the club info section. Reading those would have given you all the info you needed.
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6 years ago
Glad you had a blast. But what was the sketch situation that you were talking about?
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6 years ago
The thread only blew up because nicespice made the rookie mistake of trying to debate SJG. Which is like debating a wall, except this wall spews back huge gobs of text that takes nothing that the other person said into account except to say it's nonsense.
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6 years ago
@Shadowcat or goldmongerATL, get Ebony729 in there!!
Love this thread! Plenty of folks in here to warn Ebony729 not to take SJG seriously. Amazing how he wants all kinds of info from other folks but when you try to ask him a question he starts rambling on about a privacy wall and some other shit.
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6 years ago
Yeah I guess you need to specify, NJ. Because if we could also have FS 4 times with Rosario looking like that then it's kind of a no brainer.
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6 years ago
^^^^Well of course it is, I'm sure there's plenty of threads over on stripperweb chronicling the dumb shit dancers have heard from customers. But since this is mostly a customer site, a thread about dumb dancer lines makes more sense to start here.
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6 years ago
What fucking movie was THAT?! I've loved Rosario Dawson ever since Sin City. Didn't even know she was in Clerks.
I'd be at the Y like that plant from Little Shop of Horrors......just feed me!
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6 years ago
Don't feed the troll anymore.
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6 years ago
^^^^^^Nina said you don't even smoke weed so I figured you were fucking around when you said blow lol.
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6 years ago
Wow, amazing. This much older guy, he HAD to know what the game was. No way this old dude could have thought he had a chance with this way younger hot chick without some monetary exchange being involved. I'm sorry but this is on him. Like really, what was he expecting? Must have read one too many SJG threads or something.
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6 years ago
Wow! I believe it. Must be nice. Something I'll most likely never experience. Le sigh.
At the least, I can fly to TJ and act like a big shot for a couple days lol.
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6 years ago
^^^^^Exactly!
My friend told me he just came back from Vegas and while out there he lucked out and sat at a crap table with Raiders owner Mark Davis. He said no one even recognized who he was, but he was with a drop dead georgous young Asian chick who was just stroking his back the whole time. Have you seen what Mark Davis looks like? He could be a fucking stand in for Lloyd's father in the movie Dumb and Dumber. Shitty bowl cut and all. Yet here he is with this hot piece of young ass. So fuck your 'I'm 29 and workout shit'. It's about money, plain and simple!
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6 years ago
I agree with Subra. It's funny that it's the admitted young 20 year olds here who are 'in love with their ATF' or believe that 'good chemistry cant be faked'. Like Subra said, these girls are masters of faking lots of shit. But I've seen it before on here and we'll see it again. The young guys that don't wanna heed warnings and believe 'but our relationship is different!'. No matter how many times we post the age old sure fire test of if your relationship with a stripper is for real: stop paying her and see how far you get.
At this point I just watch the stories and hope they stick around to tell how it ends. The last guy I remember on her talking about going on dates with his ATF disappeared after awhile. Think his name was Titus23 or something like that. I always wondered what happened with that relationship of his.
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6 years ago
I guess I'm poor also.