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7 years ago
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Ha, that's excellent Sir! I agree with all of it and I love the fact that you hold on until the 25 minute mark as well. I do the same damn thing. Except I don't have an ATF or anything. The build up for me is getting the test dances from different women to see which one I'm gonna take to VIP. By the time I pick one I'm nearly at the level of excitement you are with your ATF. Well, maybe not but somewhat lol.
I get why folks knock LDKing as it's not a great sounding thing to jizz your pants. But for me there's far worse things than a mess in my shorts. Especially when the process to get there was so enjoyable.
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7 years ago
Well if you know me by know you know I have a thong fetish. So I actually prefer them to keep on their bottoms. But I thought I was probably the only guy in the world like that.
I have to admit when I visited a nude club for the first time last month I felt weird as hell asking the girls to keep their bottoms on when dancing for me. They'd be going to take it off and I'd say no leave them on please. Some would shoot me a look like 'huh?'. Others would just be like ok. I'd give them the explanation and some once again had the huh look and others would just smile and go with the flow.
There was one girl that I noticed had the thong tan lines which I though was sexy as hell so I didn't stop her from removing her bottoms. She had this kinda look, a favorite quick flick of mine: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph575187372157c
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7 years ago
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^^^ whoomp there it is! I have no doubt that even as I type, a customer somewhere is cumming in his pants from a lap dance right now.
Is there another site for dancers somewhere? One where the type of dancers we like post?
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7 years ago
My favorite is any girl with big fake tits and a bubble ass (fake or real). That's like over 50% of the hundred or more women in there lol.
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7 years ago
I only go there about twice a year so I don't really remember names. But there are so many that are my type that I forget their names once I finish getting dances with them and it's on to the next.
OP who is your favorite and what does she look like? Why is she your favorite?
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7 years ago
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Right on all accounts, Sir. Went all against what I decided with SJG and actually engaged his dumb ass. Brought back to reality real quick when I encountered the same problems. He doesn't respond to any questions you ask him. It took a PM from a trusted member on this site to bring me to my senses and just put SJG on ignore so as to not be bothered with any shit he has to say.
As for the anti LDK stuff, I realize not every dancer will be ok with it. But if you read that site solely it would make you think LDKs are not only unicorn rare, but the worst thing ever. When from personal experience as well as postings from you and numerous other members on here is clearly not the case. It also frustrates me that there are PLs out there putting up with shitty air dances and no grinding. We pay good money for this short entertainment, we might as well get something. PLs wasting money on no contact, no grinding dances makes me plain sad. As Papi Chulo always says, we're the ones with the money and thus in control of what type of experience we want at the club. It's up to us to put a stop to insane $12 Gatorade drink hustles for a dancer you just started talking to 5 seconds ago. It's also up to us to stop empowering these GPS chicks by not buying their lame ass dances.
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7 years ago
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^^^^ this, plain and simple.
I would think any guy would think like this. And the girls that offer up those shitty, barely any contact or grinding dances would never get any business. But either there are a bunch of male suckas out there or these girls are straight up lying about what they allow in a dance.
For me if there's any semblance of air dancing or limited contact it's one and done. And there's ALWAYS another dancer just as fine willing to let your hands roam and grind you properly till you explode.
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7 years ago
I guess I should thank Deja Vu then.
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7 years ago
Thats the main problem with SJG, besides his obviously delusional mindset. It's that you can't have a normal conversation with him because he ignores your questions.
SJG if you seriously want to shake the stigma of being known as the resident dumbfuck of TUSCL then step one is to know how to have a conversation. You ask a question, we answer. When we ask a question, you answer. Your process seems to be to ask questions, and ignore every question posed to you.
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7 years ago
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SJG you yourself have admitted that you feed girls money in the front room to continue your make out sessions. Right there, you're not treating her like a civilian. A civilian girl you don't directly give money to have a make out session. You sweet talk her, you take her out to the movies, dinner, things like that. When you take her to the park and make out, or take her home and make out, you don't have to pay her any hourly rate or pay. It's the perk of dating a civilian.
When you meet a dancer in a strip club and attempt to get her OTC, if you're paying her any kind of money to spend time with her you are NOT treating her like a civilian. Plain and simple. That what you don't get.
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7 years ago
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Sorry man, but I've seen hundreds of your posts saying g the same thing. So it's hard to believe a word you're saying in regards to dancers telling you this. The fact that you have no reviews and have no posts speaking of specific interactions with dancers makes this even harder to believe.
So out of curiosity, these conversations you had with dancers: did you specifically bring up LDKers to these dancers during one of your front room make out sessions? Just seems to be a weird topic to just come up in a casual conversation with a dancer. I certainly cant see a dancer bringing up to a customer how she hates guys that come in their pants. Which club were you at when you had this conversation? I'd it was any in the Bay Area then I could care less as Bay Area clubs are garbage to the 30th power.
The clubs where at spoke with dancers after LDKing were all Vegas clubs (Treasures, Sapphire, Crazy Horse III,and Rhino). In all those cases the girl was sitting in my lap after I LDK'd. That turned me on even more. And the only one that had any remote inkling of concern over an LDK was the Rhino chick. And it was only because she knew it meant she wasn't gonna be getting any more money from me. I laughed and told her I'll be hanging around recharging. I had money for two more rounds so if she was still there I'd find her again. Which she did check on me a few times while I was still recouping but by that time I had found a new target and wanted to try her out.
Anyhow it goes completely against what you claim your dancers told you, SJG. Which to me simply means us LDK guys only need to find a willing participant and it's all good.
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7 years ago
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Joc13 if I cared to make a stripper web account that's what I intended to post. All the dancers in that thread talking about no one ever LDKs with them and chastising dancers who say it happens to them saying they need to tone down their dances. I'm just wondering,who the hell is getting dances from these girls bragging that they barely grind and mostly airdance? I need to have a heart to heart with these men and let them know there's better strippers out there. Non grinding dancers should not be making money IMO.
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7 years ago
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Usually SJG I'd just ignore you because you always post the same repetitive opinionated bullshit. But since this post you 'say' is based off of talking with dancers, I'll retort with what I hear from dancers.
You say that from 'speaking with dancers' that they love being treated like a civilian, receiving DATY, and getting their brains fucked out
out. Which sounds suspect because it's the same thing you preach over and over. Meanwhile from dancers I've LDK'd with and sat and talked with after, they've flat out told me it happens quite a bit and that they if they get any on them it's nothing a baby wipe or at most a change of outfit can't fix. Then again I have to give myself some credit as I usually get test dances from my favorites in a club and usually pick the one who seems like she's the type who gets down and dirty in the VIP.
In the end let's not kid ourselves, it's all about the money. Even if the girl agrees to OTC with you, it's because she feels that you're not a serial killer/rapist and you won't flake out with the money. It's not because you're some player or good looking dude.
SJG you always say for folks to keep seeing the dancers regularly outside of the club like any dancer will agree to that. They all certainly will not agree to that. All I'm saying is that the ones that do, it's not because you're treating them as a civilian or giving them front room make out sessions. It's because they're confident you'll come through with the cash, and the feel safe enough, plain and simple.
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7 years ago
Luckily for me I hate the Bay Area strip clubs so I don't go often enough to blow through my spending cash. If I lived in or near COI, CA or any location with extras I'd definitely need a budget.
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7 years ago
Papi I saw the same thing. But I did read his reviews and they come off genuine to me. Desertscrub bless his heart but I've seen him label plenty of normal looking reviews as club ads or shill reviews. Some obviously are club ads but some look like legit reviews but desertscrub is a bit paranoid it seems.
As for rh48hr's comments in Chrisjenk's review of HiLiter, this is an issue that I think needs to be clearly stated in rules for reviews. RH told Chris to either name the dancer and not detail the explicit service she gave or vice versa. I think it's absolutely smart advice so as to not get the dancer in trouble. Us newer guys don't even think about this kind of stuff sometimes. I myself posted a review that I wish I could take down but was told it's not possible now. But in the future I know to review in the exact manner that rh48hr stated.
As for this specific situation it's a shame and one of the scary parts about these extras clubs. But it's the risk extras seeking PL's take.
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7 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
Papi is killing it with the names!
I'd be at Club Enhancements. Or Saline Tig Ohs.
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7 years ago
^^^^^°on second thought, after reading some reviews I think I'll pass. Doesn't sound too hot anymore.
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7 years ago
^^^^^All these times to Vegas and I've never been to Cheetahs. This will change next year.
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7 years ago
Yeah this sounds amazing!
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7 years ago
Good Lord @BurlingtonHoFactory so if we say we're not trying to kiss strippers then we're lying? I thought we already discussed this.
It's cool that you're so attracted to these women that you feel the need to kiss them. Sounds pretty normal to me, there's nothing wrong with that. But for those of us who don't have any urge to kiss them, that's ok also. Why must we be liars if we say we're not trying to kiss them? Once again man, don't be like SJG. Understand that what you enjoy might not be what other men enjoy and let it go.
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7 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
Fuck outta here, online play??!! I fucking HATE that people actually pay for that shit. You gotta be a fucking idiot.
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7 years ago
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Doces300You can run but you will only die tired
@Subraman point taken and that makes total sense. Would have been much better if I responded to the $1000 quote with 'that does sound fair for a beautiful woman like yourself. Unfortunately I will have to miss out as I don't have that kind of money.'. At least that possibly opens the door for her to lower the price without feeling insulted. And if not, no worries. I will remember that when I attempt to set up a real OTC date.
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7 years ago
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Shadowcat I wish I could see the responses to that post lol.
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7 years ago
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WillMunny that's a good one. I wonder what ever happened to that guy? He seemed funny although he was probably lying through his teeth about a lot of stuff.