Do you save all your cash for SCing?
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theDirkDiggler
Illinois
Whenever i come across any sort of cash, i keep it and use it almost only for strip clubs. Only tips for services (eating out, hair cuts, car wash), i might pay with cash, as i don't usually tip on my card for whatever reason. Otherwise, it goes in the titty fund, or the titty kitty until there's enough for a visit or two. Usually it takes too long to fill the titty kitty, and i end up withdrawing the rest from checking, but i only bring cash to the club. No bank card, no credit card. Maybe an emergency credit card, but i usually leave it in the car.
Does anyone else save up/hoard all their cash for strip clubs? Also, i didn't want to make a separate discussion, but do any of you TUSCLers ever use the club ATM? Never have and hope i never will so i don't know how much any of the clubs i frequent charge to use it.
Does anyone else save up/hoard all their cash for strip clubs? Also, i didn't want to make a separate discussion, but do any of you TUSCLers ever use the club ATM? Never have and hope i never will so i don't know how much any of the clubs i frequent charge to use it.
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Now I'm middle thirty and have shifted gears
I know invest all my free money in stocks then if I gain any returns I Club on that
Got tired of being broke
I never use the club ATM. I don't even bring my cards into the club.
Ever have a girl ask you how much you're willing to spend on your visits? My regulars know I'm only good for a little controlled fun and sometimes will say "how much today?" These girls never are upset if I do just two dances either.
I usually leave the club with some cash that I do not finish off during the week, then add to it again for another club visit. I mainly use cash to buy lunches, or go to the vending machine.
Ever since the big earthquake in '89, when stores lost the ability to take credit cards and ran on cash only for a few days, I've kept a few hunnit around for my general preparedness. I sometimes dig into that for a strip club trip, but that has to be replenished immediately
I use a club's ATM every now and then when the club is really jumping and I wanna keep enjoying it, or when I go on one of my periodic binges.
I understand that some cards give cashback (usually not more than 1% for strip clubs or general purchases though). But many clubs don't give full value for credit cards and some only allow cash unless you buy their funny money. Also if you buy a room, the girls usually get a slightly smaller cut if plastic is used (but more than 5% which includes the processing charge) and if the tip is on the card, the club also usually reports it as well as charge the girl a percentage of her tip (and any cash on hand they believe she has) during the final tip out, so they like to hide their tips; they can't with credit. I also would rather not have a paper trail of how my money was spent.
I've posed this question before and not gotten any serious replies. And I am by no means an authority on corporate taxation or accounting, so check for yourself about the efficacy of anything I say here.
You might hire your girl as a consultant of one sort or another. If you are making commercial pornography then of course you could hire her for that, and you will have to comply with the federal records keeping law. But if you are doing any picture taking you could say she is a hired model. You might be paying her as some sort of communications consultant or administrative assistant, particularly if she is out of town for you. Maybe you are subletting her apartment and paying she or her landlord.
For myself I would assume that you are paying by check and that this is someone who have a complete name and address for. As far as SSN and a contractor's license, I don't know. Seems like you would want to side step that, but you also don't want to cause her any troubles.
I would be reluctant to try and claim any such arrangement when it is with a woman you just met, like say you sat down at her stage and are handing her cash. I would want to hear from a qualified corporate tax preparer before I would try anything like that. But there are industries where the use of cash, or 'walking around money', is accepted.
But over all it seems like most of it would be somehow doable. And of course the driving interest is to be able to pay pre-tax. I am assuming here that this would only be with a corporation which you have total control of, and so you could just as well be adding that money to your salary.
And then it would get even more interesting if say you were doing it across a border, like say the Mexican border.
I believe that the more time a guy spends with strippers, the more he will want to be getting money like they do, under the table. And this is what leads a guy into illicit activities, like narcotics dealing, pimping, and organized crime. I've known people who live like this. Never a good way to go.
SJG
King Crimson awesome and long play list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHJ7An2C…
The Art of Music Copying
by Clinton Roemer
1st ed 1973
2nd ed 1985
Roerick Music Co, Sherman Oaks Californa
https://www.amazon.com/Art-Music-Copying…
35 years ago I used to listen to this album all the time. Today, after having listened to lots more music, this does not have that much of an appeal for me anymore.
Apple Juice, Tom Scott
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oHyLtgu…
No offense intended. I'm the same way. I use plastic for virtually everything else and get cashback, more for groceries and gas so those purchases are always credit even if it's only a dollar and i have hundreds or a lot of visible money in my wallet; the cashier might be thinking what the hell though. And i could care less about the credit fees merchants have to pay. But tipped services, i usually give at least the tip in cash to provide maximum tip to the provider. So i guess you're very similar to my OP, or the least the way i intended it to be, basically using cash only at strip clubs and not anywhere else.
I am single, 28, and have zero kids so why not? Usually bring 200
I keep a $500 cash strip club fund. When it drops below that, I fill it back up again. So I generally hit my credit union once a week and get some small bills and the rest in $20's. Noting larger. I do use my credit card OTC for purchases over $20 but use my on line banking to immediately pay it off . At the end of the year I take a cash back reward for using the credit card. I have yet to use my debit card.
Synanon, something I do not go along with, but it got the tax exemption.
Scientology, another I do not go along with, it had to fight for decades in court to get the exemption. And now it does call itself a church.
As I'm sure people understand it is only the real property tax exemption which makes any difference.
Jim and Artie Mitchell put their mother on the payroll as "Corporate Astrologer".
Of course you can only do stuff like that if you don't have outside shareholders.
But how far can you really go? If one is in a business of taking pictures ( porn, lingerie catalog, whatever ) then they need to pay models.
Businesses need to hire local people when they expand into new places, and especially across national borders.
How far can one go, when does the IRS take exception to it? I do not know. Need to find out. Not trying to break laws, or operate counter to their spirit.
Now many business owners put mistresses on the payroll? I don't know, and that's why I posted the question. So far no one willing to talk about it.
Gets real problematic when there are outside share holders, or when it is government employment, or when their could be an allegation of quid pro quo style sexual harassment.
But without any of the above, seems like it would be hard for the authorities to make any case against it.
SJG
Tobias Churton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVJ4lYgT…
SJG
Yea, I pretty much use cash only for strippers, hookers, and barbers. But those expenses account for a very small percentage of my income.