Uh oh!

Well, shit. Hope I can get a refund!

It's Colombia - the drugs are ok - but they don't like the idea of sex tourism?

Fantasy sex island followed by nightmare sex Columbian jail! Juicey might think its worth it!

Looks like someone didn't pay required fees to authorities . Fees that could have been off the records. That's the way some countries operate, no payment, no access. I have no idea if things work like that in Columbia.

Too bad, the thought of all those women having sex with me sounds great.

Yeah this sounds amazing!

As long as I get my meals free....I don't have the stamina to make this worthwhile.