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Time to look up anongirl98 I guess. No other memorable threads?
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7 years ago
^^^^^^lol.
She has nerve saying it's because Kaepernick has been blackballed. No one is stupid enough to buy that.
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Doces300You can run but you will only die tired
^^^^^but like Papi said, sometimes they offer some ridiculously high number just to see if you might bite. Not because they feel they are worth that much.
In Vegas a dancer offered me OTC and I asked how much? She said she felt $1000 was fair. I laughed and told her I'm not an NFL player. Then she said how much do you feel is fair. I said the most I'd pay is $500. She was like ok I can do that but only for you (such blatant SS btw). I take her number down but have no intention of calling as I just wanted to see how much she'd budge from her $1000. One offer chopped it in half and she was ready and willing. Makes me think if I kept negotiating I could have got it down to $300.
I have yet to do any OTC date but I do watch you guys talk about your experiences and learn from that. In the hopes that when my time comes I won't be swindled.
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7 years ago
@BHF you're starting to sound like SJG now. Like Flagooner said, everyone is different. Some folks want to DFK, other don't. Ive never kissed a single dancer and don't want to. I don't care how hot she is. And yes, it has to do with me not knowing what she was doing before me.
I had an amazing ITC experience in the VIP recently and as we were giving each other a final hug she leaned up to kiss me and I pull her in and put my head on top of hers to avoid the kiss. I kinda felt bad as she was absolutely beautiful and amazing but I just can't do it.
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7 years ago
Yeah this site is mainly for customers so might not be much help. There are a few dancers who post here so they might be of assistance. But that pink site listed above is your best bet.
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VIP isn't too expensive. As long as you know you're not getting sex lol.
Subraman you're probably right. I haven't used an ATM machine or credit card in a club in awhile so it probably is 15%. Which is absurd. Yet I bet when this guy goes to the club he'll see a line of folks at the ATM machine. Usually with their dancer waiting close by. Like you said, it's a lot of strip club newbies in Vegas , so they're getting smooth played by those fees.
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7 years ago
It is pretty cool, but expensive. I know damn well there's no other way I'm getting a hot twenty something who's spent thousands in surgery to make her body look more appealing to grind on me while I grope her openly. That's usually reserved for athletes, CEOs, and other wealthy fucks. And hell, those same guys be right there in the club doing the same damn thing anyway.
It's why there will always be demand for strip clubs. For the normal folk like me to enjoy the hotness.
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7 years ago
So that's what you spent the $300 you were asking for on?
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Subraman covered an absolutely MANDATORY point:. DO NOT USE CREDIT CARDS OR ATM MACHINE IN THE CLUB! They charge ridiculous fees up the ass if you use credit cards for VIP sessions. And the ATM machine is the same deal. You'll have to pay a fee of like, $30 to take out $300. Not worth it. Just bring enough cash. Once your wallet is empty, take your ass home.
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7 years ago
As a person that used to only go to Vegas clubs and just recently started going to other places, I can note a few differences.
Value: Your dollar doesn't go nearly as far in Vegas as it does outside of that city. Everything is way more expensive. For drinking I would definitely recommend that you pregame (take shots, have mixed alcoholic drinks in your room) BEFORE you go to the club. Drinks in the club are outrageously pricer in both Sapphire and Rhino at about $18 per drink. And you could drink 4 of those and it would have minimal effect.
Also like everyone here said, call the club for a limo pickup. All the major clubs offer this. That way no one in your party has to pay a cover charge. When I went we tipped the driver $10 each and no complaints. You'll need all your money for the women.
Crazy Horse 3 is indeed the closest to Mandalay Bay but distance isn't a factor. All the clubs will send a limo to pick you up anywhere on the strip. So take your pick.
TALENT: You will find a greater quantity of hotter women in Rhino and Sapphire. BUT, on a Friday or Saturday every club will have the A squad working and you'll find beauties in every club.
On a personal note, I'd recommend staying away from Treasures. Nice club, but for some reason their prices are higher than everyone else's by a significant margin. Mainly the VIP. 30 minute VIP at most the major clubs like Sapphire, Rhino, and Crazy Horse III is 200 plus a two drink minimum, so roughly $250. Treasures, however, cost $300 and a FOUR drink minimum so $100 on top of that. I did that one time not knowing how much everything cost. Never again.
Anyway, any more questions, just ask. You'll have a great time grabbing fake asses and tits all night. Or whatever type of women you prefer.
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7 years ago
Nice intel, CP! I noticed that most of the threads over there with a good number of posts are all pretty dated. The never threads that get started only end up with a few posts, rarely do they get in the double digits anymore. I also saw how the cam section is pretty much the busiest section these days. A damn shame. I HATE camming! Talk about no bang for your buck, it's worse than a timeshare bought from the developer.
As far as this site learning from that site that's the one thing I always wondered about TUSCL. Why it doesn't follow the z-bulletin format where you could actually make different sections for threads of different subject matter. Instead it's just one giant section with all kinds of subject matter and trollish threads all thrown in together. The review section is excellent IMO, it's just the discussion part that lacks a lot of features.
I'd love to read some of those old SW threads if you still know their location. Link them in here or in my memorable threads topic if you can please.
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
I like abstinence and edging. That way, when that first release comes, it usually shoots out in a porn star esque way. It's pretty much the only way I can blast as far as those magical MFers starring in those flicks. On only a day of rest, it's just a pathetic little squirt.
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Now that I look, Papi it looks like you created about half of them.
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^^^^^haha THIS is what I was looking for! Amazing! Funny thing is, Juice came up with a lot of those haha. I always thought those tag lines were hilarious. Matter of fact I KNEW I had to stop lurking and sign up when I saw the tagline: where cumming in your pants is celebrated.
I notice Papi you in that thread are reacting to some lines that I'm not seeing who posted them originally. Are there folks who deactivated their account or something?
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Nice ode to Tom Petty at the end there.
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^^^^I rarely visit that site after seeing exactly what you described. Still, there's comedy every now and then.
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I'm not surprised. Sometimes over there in SW it seems they just can't handle the truth.
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Lol. What was the last thread you posted in so I can read the possible reason for your banishment?
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Looking at the definitions I think that is the perfect name for a strip club. All those definitions have to do with ye club and what goes on in it.
n. 1. The state of being foolish; want of good sense; levity, weakness, or derangement of mind.
When married men go in here it can be a foolish act for what they're risking. Weakness or derangement of mind can be to blame for seeking extras while you took an oath not to.
2. A foolish act; an inconsiderate or thoughtless procedure; weak or light-minded conduct; foolery.
Just like #1 pretty much. Weak or light minded conduct. That's what women would call all us PL's actions in the club.
The rest of the definitions have been touched on by the above posters.
Great topic, Juice! When you hear club names it's usually something obviously sleazy sounding unless it's a corporate name. But Follies doesn't really sound scandalous or sleazy, yet it makes sense.
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7 years ago
^^^^^lol nice! I need to try that actually.
My last clubbing trip was in COI and I brought my usual 3 pair of silk boxers for the 3 nights I was gonna go clubbing. Ended up not even soiling a single pair. Guess it depends on where you club. Those COI locals are lucky. No LDKs needed. Unless you have a respectful line you don't want to cross like our buddy Sirlapdancealot which I totally understand.
In every other club I've been to there are no cheap 1 on 1 VIP rooms available so extras are a no go. In those clubs LDK is the best night finisher for me.
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2 sentences actually lol.
Ok so once again for the thread topic, I'm gonna see if I can do a better job keeping track of songs. Then again, fuck it. I already know it's gonna cut into my enjoyment of the dances. The only rule I use and I think everyone already does is to never start a dance on the song it is currently on. Even if one is about to end and I ask for a dance, just wait for that entire next song to be done and then start. If she won't do that, I don't need a dance from her anymore. It shows she's not even willing to chill for a few minutes and do some small talk. A major turn off to me, I don't care how fine she is. Thankfully no woman has ever done that.