Comments by Dan3635 (page 5)

I think this is a good review. It would be great to consistently know which clubs allow smoking cigarettes and joints. Seems like there could be a section in the general club description for things like this and bathroom troll.

I’ve walked in here. Spent 5 minutes and walked out. Agree completely with this review. It seems like there aren’t enough details, but that is due to the venue, not the review. Small footprint, one large room (50’ by 50’), bar to the back left. Restrooms to the back, no troll. Tables and seating all around. Dark, dirty, loud. Doktah is on point about the dancers. That enough for me to know not to return.

I’m dumb. Shouldn’t drink and post. Why, oh why, isn’t there a delete post feature?

Georgmicrodong is not georgemicrodong. Move to ban this account.

Could NOT have wished for a better report. Sorry, I need to proof read before posting.

Wow. I logged in today wondering how Rick was doing during the holiday. Could have wished for a better report. Good one Rick. If there are 8 billion people on the planet. Then to be in the top 1% by number of sexual partners, you would have to have more partners than all but 80 million people. I don’t know how many partners that would be. But my bet is that Rick and several of the famous PLs on this site (Muddy, Papi, looking your way) are in the top 1%. Keep up the good work lads. Too bad there isn’t a leaderboard.

Papi, your “$20/song, right?” paragraph deserves to be in a hall of fame somewhere on this site. Sharing your vast experience to make us all better at the game. Kudos sir!

I thought this was going to be Unholy by Sam Smith. Which is definitely about a PL hitting clubs.

St. James cabaret in Houston requires new dancers to show a local ID and get a license from the county. Actually, it might be the county requirement, not the club. There are Cuban dancers there but far fewer than other clubs. This licensing step might reduce the trafficked dancers because it isn’t worth the hassle. Maybe more clubs that “hate the Cuban invasion” could try a similar approach. Might even reduce the economic driver for the trafficking.

Welcome back Rev! Looking forward to reading more fun reviews!

This review belongs in the Hall of Fame. A ton of very specific information. Not everyone may agree with all of your opinions, but no one can argue that you don’t write clearly about what you see, and feel. Great review!

Solid review Strup. Did VIP cost include the dancer fee or was the dancer extra on top of that?

I saw him open for Willie Nelson when I was a kid. His show made everyone laugh and the gold in the front few rows got some minor watermelon damage.

Wow, I’ve attended three of these fine establishments. #9 Baby Dolls Dallas: totally agree with top 40 status, would go again. Best variety of dancers and fun vibe in Texas. #17 Chicas Locas: I’ve been several times and have never been disappointed. I speak enough Spanish and naughty Latina girls turn me on. #31 Bucks Wild Houston: I stopped by for a half hour on the way to St. James. I didn’t know it was BYOB, and I was in the mood to drink. Probably didn’t give it a fair shake. I’d argue that the St. James and Houston Men’s Club both deserve to be in the top 40. Maybe even Rick’s Cabaret in Fort Worth. Matter of personal experience, I guess. Three down, thirty seven to go. Minus the closed ones.

Neat story Papi. This should be like medieval royal marriages where it unites the dynasties. The countries of Argentina and Puerto Rico should be required to merge into a new super-country called Lesboia.

Seriously? We approved this review? Come on guys.

Papi is still the king! Encyclopedic knowledge of our clubs. From personal experience, I’ve had a $200 hand job upstairs. So, depends on the entertainer, but BDD can be pretty high mileage. I’ve also been offered OTC for $500 there.

Dang it. I told her not to tell anyone that I’m not medical cleared for sex and could die. Oh well, at least I didn’t die that time. Hope you enjoyed being next Rick! That makes us Eskimo brothers, right?

I don’t dig the open lap dance area. Last time this redneck who was playing pool made prolonged eye contact with me while a cute seniorita was doing her best. Creepy!

Somewhere, out in the wild, is a man on earth who has bought more lap dances than any other man on the planet. I wonder who he is?

Dang. You might be in the top 1% of all strip club visitors.

Riley, SA = South American in this context. Other places it might be Seeking Arrangements (meaning sugar daddies and babies) or Salty Asshole (not pleasant).

Mjx, thanks for the count. What is your purpose of commenting on this? Everyone has a first review. This one seemed balanced and accurate. I’ve been to this club and he mentions the positives (enhanced Latina dancers) and negatives (pushing as, strange lap dance area) with clarity. Are you pointing out potential shill / club ads?

Sounds like we are unanimous! Thanks for the feedback team. Maybe this can go in a FAQ somewhere!

C for me. I worked at a place that had 100-120 horses. Rode a bunch until the clean up work was less fun than the ride. Haven’t ridden in decades, and I would probably fall on my ass.