Posts by NaturalSelection

It was funny when you gave stress balls that look like testicles last year. It was even funnier when you gave a can of Spotted Dick the year before. Who could forget the Farting Animals Coloring Book the year before…

I'm breaking the jaw of the next person I hear says this. Give it rest you fucking tools.

Sure we have Sleepy_Time_Guy but the Senate has this bad actor: https://twitter.com/LeeannTweeden/status/931176738586890241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2017%2F11%2F16%2Fus%2Fpolitics%2Fal-franken-sexual-harassment-groping-forcible-kissing.html

https://pagesix.com/2017/10/21/woody-allens-new-movie-couldnt-have-worse-timing/ "Woody Allen’s upcoming movie contains some awkward scenes involving an older man having sex with young starlets..." "In scenes just filmed, a character played by Rebecca Hall accuses 44-year-old actor Jude Law’s character of having sex with a 15-year-old “concubine.”" ------------ Just another…

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/19/arts/playboy-playmate-transgender.html "For the first time in its 64-year history, Playboy magazine will feature a transgender Playmate, a decision that Cooper Hefner, a top executive at the magazine, said on Thursday was in keeping with its founding mission of embracing changing attitudes…

"On behalf of the Tom Petty family, we are devastated to announce the untimely death of of our father, husband, brother, leader and friend Tom Petty. He suffered cardiac arrest at his home in Malibu in the early hours of…

STFU Sincerely, Everyone

There's about 5 minutes on this topic starting at 11:45. https://archive.org/details/ZacharyMoore133TheFemaleOrgasm The gist of the talk is the male nipples are a leftover from the female, and the female orgasm is a leftover from the male. Both are worthless in terms of…

I won't be, I'll be driving at while its happening here in Michigan. I think we're only 80% or so coverage. What's anyone else doing tomorrow?

I've mentioned this stripper I meet up with around the first of every month before. She always makes a point to tell me that she doesn't do this with other guys. Yeah. Sure. What's not to believe? Hope she gets…

If a stripper repeated invites you for OTC but always cancels out, I think we can all agree that's stripper shit. So what if a troll were to repeatedly invite everyone for meet ups and cancels every time, is that…

Paying hookers for sex seems to be getting easier. I had a big push on a project on Monday, came in at 4 am and left at 6pm. Get 'er done. It was a productive day and I decided to reward…