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NaturalSelection

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17 posts by NaturalSelection

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White Elephant Gift Ideas: Eat My Ass

It was funny when you gave stress balls that look like testicles last year. It was even funnier when you gave a can of Spotted Dick the year before. Who could forget the Farting Animals Coloring Book the year before…

NaturalSelection8 yrs ago 2 2

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Dilly Dilly

I'm breaking the jaw of the next person I hear says this. Give it rest you fucking tools.

NaturalSelection8 yrs ago 3 18

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There's more than one Sleepy Time Rapist

Sure we have Sleepy_Time_Guy but the Senate has this bad actor: https://twitter.com/LeeannTweeden/status/931176738586890241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2017%2F11%2F16%2Fus%2Fpolitics%2Fal-franken-sexual-harassment-groping-forcible-kissing.html

NaturalSelection8 yrs ago 2 8

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Speaking of Dick Breath Neanderthals

https://pagesix.com/2017/10/21/woody-allens-new-movie-couldnt-have-worse-timing/ "Woody Allen’s upcoming movie contains some awkward scenes involving an older man having sex with young starlets..." "In scenes just filmed, a character played by Rebecca Hall accuses 44-year-old actor Jude Law’s character of having sex with a 15-year-old “concubine.”" ------------ Just another…

NaturalSelection8 yrs ago 8

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LDK Subscribes To Playboy Magazine

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/19/arts/playboy-playmate-transgender.html "For the first time in its 64-year history, Playboy magazine will feature a transgender Playmate, a decision that Cooper Hefner, a top executive at the magazine, said on Thursday was in keeping with its founding mission of embracing changing attitudes…

NaturalSelection8 yrs ago 7

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Godspeed Tom Petty

"On behalf of the Tom Petty family, we are devastated to announce the untimely death of of our father, husband, brother, leader and friend Tom Petty. He suffered cardiac arrest at his home in Malibu in the early hours of…

NaturalSelection8 yrs ago 2 8

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Dear Ray Lewis,

STFU Sincerely, Everyone

NaturalSelection8 yrs ago 2 1

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Evolution: Is The Female Orgasm Just As Worthless As Male Nipples?

There's about 5 minutes on this topic starting at 11:45. https://archive.org/details/ZacharyMoore133TheFemaleOrgasm The gist of the talk is the male nipples are a leftover from the female, and the female orgasm is a leftover from the male. Both are worthless in terms of…

NaturalSelection8 yrs ago 1 22

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Getting Extras While Viewing The Eclipse

I won't be, I'll be driving at while its happening here in Michigan. I think we're only 80% or so coverage. What's anyone else doing tomorrow?

NaturalSelection8 yrs ago 1 10

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She Doesn't Do This With Other Guys

I've mentioned this stripper I meet up with around the first of every month before. She always makes a point to tell me that she doesn't do this with other guys. Yeah. Sure. What's not to believe? Hope she gets…

NaturalSelection8 yrs ago 1 23

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It's not Stripper Shit but it sure smells like it.

If a stripper repeated invites you for OTC but always cancels out, I think we can all agree that's stripper shit. So what if a troll were to repeatedly invite everyone for meet ups and cancels every time, is that…

NaturalSelection9 yrs ago 1 19

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Getting OTC Outside The Club

Paying hookers for sex seems to be getting easier. I had a big push on a project on Monday, came in at 4 am and left at 6pm. Get 'er done. It was a productive day and I decided to reward…

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Another gem from StripperWeep

I can't stop laughing! https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?216822-Now-or-never!

NaturalSelection9 yrs ago 15

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Why Do Canadains Like Doggy Style?

So they can watch the hockey game. This dovetails off of this https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=49846 She texted me yesterday looking to hook up again for rent money. I said I wasn't interested last night, I wanted to watch the hockey game. She said she likes…

NaturalSelection9 yrs ago 3

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Covfefe

Who can figure out the true meaning? Enjoy!

NaturalSelection9 yrs ago 1 12

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'OTC at Her Place' horror stories

I think OTCing at her place is pretty safe. I've done it a few times. I tend to know my strippers pretty well by the time this opportunity presents itself. Here's my thinking, not that strippers do a lot of…

NaturalSelection9 yrs ago 22

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My Fav's IPhone is the best

So I have a favorite girl that I otc with generally around the first of the month (yeah, I'm helping her pay her rent). I saw her at her club right the last Friday of April and we made otc…

NaturalSelection9 yrs ago 2 3
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