Reviews by wellshitman

I was nearby and had a little time to kill, so I walked down to Devils Point on Sunday afternoon, around 3pm or so I think. The place is fairly small (like a lot of…

So, I'd been to Lust on a work trip to Greenville once before. It was clearly the classier club in town compared to Trophy Club, and the women were much, much hotter. Back in town…

Stopped at the No 5 for lunch on a Friday afternoon, probably around 1pm or so. They only have 3-5 dancers in rotation in a shift and only one comes out on stage at a…

So, apparently a year ago I left the last review of this place. Went back again the other night, and it's still much the same. I got there around 11:30 Saturday night, $15 cover, $4.25…

I was in Nashville for work with some time to kill, and despite reading the reviews for the Nashville clubs decided to hit Deja Vu - even if they're usually low mileage, they usually have…

DV8 remains one of my primary examples of a good Portland club. Which is to say, a comfortable dive bar with friendly people, some of whom happen to be good looking and naked. Stopped in on…

Finally made it to Casa Diablo on a Friday night after hearing about it off and on over the years. $8 cover around 11pm, change comes back in $2 bills, and the door girl asks…

In Portland for a weekend, decided to get dinner at the Acropolis. I'd had a mixed experience there before, but basically I -wanted- to like the place just from the concept, so decided to go…

Found myself in Greenville for work, and found out most of the town is closed by 8pm. So....to a strip club. Went to the Trophy Club on a Tuesday, around 10pm, ultimately stayed for about…

A day after visiting Trophy Club, I decided to try out Lust, as the 'classier' option in Greenville. Walked in a little before 10pm on a Wednesday; $10 cover (and I realize now that I…

On a trip to Vancouver, I made a run through a few different clubs. My hotel was near Penthouse, and I was bored on Saturday night, so what the hell. $10 cover to get in,…

To start out, a disclaimer - I really like this place, as a bar. Comfortable, solid food, sports on TV, Stones on the radio, a waitress who calls me 'hon', etc. It happens to also…

I was staying a couple blocks away from Brandi's so I decided to stop by. Knew roughly what I was in for from a previous visit, but that one had been generally good. I got…

Went into Vanity last Tuesday, right at 9pm. On first look, I already liked the place. The girl taking cover ($5) was friendly, and the inside was the type of place I'd normally like -…

I've been ending up in Columbus for work lately, and I keep ending up at Kahoots at some point - I like the place being clean and non-hustle-y compared to a lot of the others,…

At some point hours after hitting Gold Club for lunch while in SF, I ended up back there around 10pm on a Friday night. The place was weirdly different. Still clean, still decent music, still…

Went to Gold Club for a couple of lunches while in SF. A Friday and the following Monday, and wildly different vibes to the place. Both days, $5 entry and $3 soda. Free lunch buffet,…

I was in San Francisco for a few days, and decided to go to the Condor for the Mayweather-McGregor fight. Cover was $30 because of the fight, which felt high to me but what the…

I was back in Columbus for a few days, and decided to try Sirens again after a mixed visit previously. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have. Cover was $10, cashier and bouncer were friendly and…

In Columbus for work for a bit, I ended up at Kahoots twice. On a previous visit, I'd determined that I probably liked it better than at least one of the other clubs in town…

I wandered into Sirens around 8pm on a weeknight, and I'm guessing it was right around the shift change given a couple of dancers getting in cars and leaving as I got there. Cover was…

After deciding not to go back to Sirens, I ended up at Kahoots for a late lunch on a Friday. The food is actually good, so there's that (waitress was nice too, though she forgot…

I ended up at DV8 3-4 times while in Portland for a week or so. The visits blur together a little, so this review will too. DV8 basically ended up being my perfect little dive…

This is the sister club to DV8, and apparently heavily rock-themed (KISS paintings on the walls, metal in the dancer's jukebox, etc). I wandered in on a Monday afternoon to wait out rush hour, after…

On a trip to Portland, I finally decided to hit the Acropolis on a Friday night after having it suggested a hundred times by locals for the food. After driving for approximately 900 miles out…