Back to the Number 5

To start out, a disclaimer - I really like this place, as a bar. Comfortable, solid food, sports on TV, Stones on the radio, a waitress who calls me 'hon', etc. It happens to also have nude dancers.

I went to the Number 5 for lunch on a Saturday when I found myself nearby. I got in at 12:30, no cover, no dancers. Ordered a burger and found out they don't actually start dancing until 1 from a bunch of construction guys who were also there. Eventually a dancer came out named (I think?) Tempest. As seems to be the case whenever I'm there, surprisingly hot for someone at a dive bar in the afternoon. She did 4 songs, losing clothing after the first couple, and spreading more by the end. After her set, a few songs without dancing followed. Chloe came up next, fairly tatted up, a little thicker, with huge tits, and I made my way to the stage. Very little tipping as most of the handful of guys there carefully sat just a little further away. My occasional $5 led to a minute or so of up-close show, largely standing above me and waving her pussy around. Good fun, though I wasn't inspired to try a private dance since they're apparently $50 each.

(side note - numbers in here are CAD - dances and tips are definitely pricey, but not *quite* as pricey as it sounds)