Could've been convinced, but wasn't really

Found myself in Greenville for work, and found out most of the town is closed by 8pm. So....to a strip club. Went to the Trophy Club on a Tuesday, around 10pm, ultimately stayed for about an hour.

Parking lot was pretty outstandingly full for a Tuesday night, though inside I saw maybe 10 other guys here and there. Entrance was $10 since I wasn't a member (apparently they have memberships - I didn't get one, but did have to sign in after they checked ID), change was in $2 bills, diet coke was $5. Club was relatively large on the inside, with a sort of Y-shaped stage. No seating at the rail, which is a little annoying for me (I like to sit at rails to reduce hustle from other dancers), but nothing terrible. To tip, guys walked up and stood patiently waiting for attention, then kind of waited in line for it. Reasonably well-lit for a club, though I don't know if that's good or bad.

First dancer up when I got there was Suri (or Zuri, or something) - thick body but fairly sexy, just twerked while I was watching; manly face. Also up in a rotation (each dancer did 2 songs, then they had a 'break song') was Melissa, a tattooed redhead with crazy-long hair, gorgeous-looking implants, and some reasonably good pole tricks. By the next dancer, Suri had found me and taken a seat - up close, the face was far better and the body was less good; she switched from a 7.5body/4face to a 7.5face/5body. She thanked me for a tip on stage and chatted for a while, even after I declined a dance - it was apparently dead in there and she was bored. She told me about dance prices, the fact that champagne was no longer needed in order to use the champagne room, and about what she sees as a decline in strip clubs because perverts are more taken with camgirls now. She also said that there were only 5 dancers on shift that night, but for some reason 22 had been there the previous night (Monday).