Reviews

I went to DV8 while down in Portland. Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon, out of a mix of curiosity over COVID-related stuff and simply being kind of bored. When I went in, the security…

As I end up doing a lot of times when I get into Portland, I swung by the Acropolis for dinner. Yes, I get that it's not the greatest steak ever eaten by man. But…

After a little while at Acropolis, I decided to drive across town and see if Casa Diablo was as good as it had been on previous visits. It.....wasn't really. It was good, but not the…

Before leaving Portland, I made a trip to DV8, my favorite club in town from previous visits. It's basically a nice little neighborhood bar, that just happens to have some (often, but not always) stunningly…

As part of a trip to Portland, I had time to kill most nights. On Saturday night, I finally decided to go ahead and try out the Kit Kat Club. It's more of a tourist…

So, last time I went to Devils Point (a mid-week, midday), there was only one dancer visible, who was sweet and then tried to choke me with her panties. Back then, the bartender also mentioned…

Went to the No 5 on a Friday afternoon for lunch and a bit of show. Somehow, I've been there a dozen times and never made it for an evening run. During the daytime though,…

I'm going to skip past some basic details, since I covered them in a previous review. Still though, $15 for entry with an ID scan and a quick patdown (note now before I forget -…

When I went to go to Brandi's on a Friday night and saw a long-ass line at the door, decided to walk a few blocks and give Penthouse a try. I'd had an ok experience…

Walked into Lucky Devil on a Monday afternoon to get out of the cold (it was frickin snowing in Portland all of a sudden and I was on foot). The bartender greeted me by grabbing…

Walking around Portland and it was starting to snow. I was tired and cold, and happened across Mary's Club. Went in basically just for warmth. Bartender was friendly enough, and a coke was $2-3. The…

Went to the Acropolis for dinner on a Saturday night. I hate trying to get into their main parking lot right off of the highway, but made it to their little back one thankfully. $5…