Well, That Was A Quick Visit

I was in Nashville for work with some time to kill, and despite reading the reviews for the Nashville clubs decided to hit Deja Vu - even if they're usually low mileage, they usually have some good eye candy I figured. Showed up around 9:30 or 10pm. Parking was a pain in the ass - it looks like they have a lot, but it was fenced in.

At any rate, cute hostess explained that it was a BYOB club so that they could have nude dancing, and charged $20 for cover, which came with a receipt (?) and a drink ticket. Got a diet coke from the bar and found my way near the stage. They do indeed have a tiled area that I guess you're not supposed to stand in - there's a floor guy standing at the side of the stage watching the whole time. However, I walked right up to the stage to toss a buck a few times and got absolutely no reaction from him. A few guys on the big couch right in front of the stage spent their time trying to throw their dollars a few feet. Floor guy would sweep all of the bills into a bucket and hand it to the dancer after each set. Sets were 2 dances each, the first tended to go topless and the second tended to go nude.

So, the dancers. I went in hopes of eye candy. I failed. Came in with a thicker AA girl on the pole, who danced well but was.....wobbly and jiggly in the wrong ways, and had extremely small breasts for her otherwise-thick self; maybe a 5. She was followed by Storm, who looked better, but was a somewhat white version of the same body type - small breasts, big ass. Better stomach though, maybe a 6. Then Alice, a much smaller girl, super-small breasts, chunky lower half, and a couple of good pole moves but mostly just kind of rolling around.