Cool place, but way the hell out of the way

On a trip to Portland, I finally decided to hit the Acropolis on a Friday night after having it suggested a hundred times by locals for the food. After driving for approximately 900 miles out of town (it's probably 5-7 miles out, but felt longer), paid a $5 cover, which isn't at all terrible but was also the only cover I think I paid in Portland. Three stages in operation at once, and one empty one hidden away. By the 'main' stage (the one by the food, not necessarily the one in the middle), food is served at a few long tables. Not the best steak ever to be had, but still a good steak, sides, drink, and hot dancers nearby for something like $9 total isn't bad at all.

After eating, I wandered to one of the side stages. Seems like each stage only had 2-3 guys tipping at the rail, so each dollar or two got a decent amount of up-close attention (sometimes a little contact, sometimes just playing with themselves a bit for you) during each song. All of the girls were surprisingly pretty, incredibly fit, most natural, and maybe half were heavily tattooed. Lots of authentic smiling and chatting while they danced, which was nice. I wasn't actually sure if they did lap dances, as girls would finish their pair of songs, gather their money, thank everyone, and disappear to the back every time. Found one that I'd like to try with just in time to need to leave and meet up with friends.

One poor point - a previously-friendly waitress got shitty with me for tipping too slowly when she took a drink order. May or may not have had something floating in my drink afterward.