Kahoots Gentlemen's Club
Closed
4522 Kenny Rd Columbus, OH 43220

Lunch with a surprise

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wellshitman
Sep 28, 2017, 8:19 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I've been ending up in Columbus for work lately, and I keep ending up at Kahoots at some point - I like the place being clean and non-hustle-y compared to a lot of the others, even if it's lower mileage. I went there for lunch and a little show before catching a plane today. Somewhere between 4 and 8 dancers milling around a little, but mostly attached to a few other guys scattered around there. I might have been the only guy without someone attached, and a girl in an evening gown found me quickly and made small talk. She kind of invited herself to sit with me (though I was waiting on food - surprisingly good burger there), but was called up to dance instead.

She came back after her 2 or 3 songs, and kind of just sat and started talking while I ate. The weird thing: her small talk was....not vapid. Actually kind of interesting, which I don't usually get at clubs. Also came out that she's on the older side there (around 35 from some of the things she was talking about) - she looked a little older than others, but more in the 27-28ish range. Her body was a good 7-8 and her face was probably a 6. As I was finishing my food, they hit a 2-for-1 dance (normally $30 each as far as I can tell), and she cajoled me into it. I was still iffy because I was holding out for someone even hotter I guess, but she outwitted me, which I respected enough to give it a go. Brought me to the furthest little phone-booth type cubicle they have there and sat on my lap to wait for the next song and talk a little.

I wasn't really looking for a dance that badly because Kahoots doesn't seem to have very high mileage, and might cost a little more than other places. However, they seem to have way hotter girls than the other places I've been in Columbus.

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