Not worth the trouble

I was in San Francisco for a few days, and decided to go to the Condor for the Mayweather-McGregor fight. Cover was $30 because of the fight, which felt high to me but what the hell - there'd be big screens and topless girls. I happened to get there in time for the early undercards, and had a seat in the mostly empty place near the stage. No dancers. Eventually, the place started to fill up and it turned out my cover got me in but not a seat (those were for pre-reserved bottle service, starting at a hundred bucks) and a few of us were herded over into the bar with no visibility of the stage. Still no dancers.

A hundred or two people were ultimately crowded into the little bar, shoulder to shoulder, watching the fight on somewhat smaller screens around the place. Dancers were finally on stage, but weren't visible from the other side of the wall. A bunch of them periodically circulated through the bar, and....it might be better that they weren't visible. The best of them was a solid 6. She was the exception. Most were in the 3-4 range, charitably. Friendly, but really not at all worth the dances they were offering (though you have to feel a little sorry for them trying to get someone to buy a dance while everyone's staring at the fight).

Three hours in, the main event hit and the DJ finally killed the music that had been overwhelming it. Dancers filtered in to watch the fight. Many boos were heard. Dancers remained not worth buying a dance from, though a couple were seen making themselves into surprisingly capable waitresses for any guy who'd also buy them a drink for their trouble. The fight was fine, but I could've seen it more comfortably at any sports bar worth half a crap.