Comments by PAWG_Patrol (page 5)

You know they're going to leave eventually but what gets me are the ones who warn you they're quitting vs. the ones who just disappear one day. The beginning of COVID definitely made a lot of dancers hang up the heels without warning. Almost makes you wonder where they went. Like there's no way that chick who gave me a handy at 2 in the afternoon is just a bank teller or something now 😂

Nude full bar > Nude BYOB > Nude juice bar > Topless > Clear pasties > Strict pasties > Bikini bar That's my ranking. Sometimes I prefer nude BYOB because you save a few bucks. Bikini bars get boring because there's no striptease aspect. Only plus about nude juice bar is dancers aren't begging you to buy them drinks/shots. And I can't believe in 20goddamn24 there are still entire STATES that require pasties. I'm lookin at you, Virginia.

That would definitely put the "pathetic" in PL 😂 We're just customers. Don't ever forget.

@Icey PIAS afternoon shift wasn't too bad. No junkies, but definitely some grandmas who should've retired decades ago. The Cuban milfs and $20 lappers made for a decent time. Worst club I've ever been to is also in Vegas. Club Platinum. Between the senior citizen manager/dancer, the DJ falling asleep mid song, and no touch $20 dances... absolute nightmare. I'd give PIAS another shot but I would never step foot in Platinum again.

One time I was at Wackos in JAX and a regular told a dancer that he'd never tip her again if she so much as trimmed her bush 😂 But for me personally? Add another tally to landing strip.

I find myself checking back on the shitty inexpensive ones more. Just in case. If it's reliably bad AND overpriced... not as worth the risk. That said, I might pop by a Hilton Head club this weekend that meets the latter description. They've had some hotties in their IG stories. "All it takes is one good stripper inside that crappy club to make your night." Exactly, shailynn.

Down here South GA... parts of buildings have collapsed, trees have fallen, 40% of the city doesn't have power... but I'm still hoping the club is open tonight 😂 Only problem is in bad weather a lot of the out of town dancers don't come in.

This is like when 2 drunk friends say "dude let's open our OWN bar! How hard could it be??" Completely ignoring the logistics of attaining licenses, zoning restrictions, staffing, promotion, and daily upkeep. Or you could go the illegal route and have SWAT kick down your door. Just happened last October in ATL: https://www.foxnews.com/us/squatters-arrested-atlanta-home-neighbors-said-they-ran-illegal-strip-club

Used to get dances from a Hawaiian girl in JAX. She could tell when I was about to LDK and she'd stand up. I'd say "one more" and right when the magic was going to happen, she'd stand again. She was so hot though once I wasted about $90 before giving up.

Dumbass should've just gone to Florida. ~$200 for FS and no one would've recognized him 😂

Did you make it to Emperors this round or was it not worth the time?

Hate clubs where dancers won't let you touch their tits. But I also hate clubs where dancers won't so much as stick shift. So I'll say 2 way and, failing that, let me at least grab some T&A!

@Sfrsox $5 dances at Blue Flame, Pin Ups, Club Wax, Peaches, and Ace of Clubs.

Thanks for clearing that up, founder. Thought it was a clone for nefarious purposes 😂

Another garbage AI review. At least I know I rejected it. So did Shadowcat. Even if it wasn't AI, it offers no valuable or specific details. All filler.

Lapdanceking may be gone, but the LDK will live ON! 🫡

@blah "too expensive to buy trial dances [...] ultimately bad for dancers" I agree. There were times at Follies where I could get dances from so many different girls on a day shift for $10/ea. I'd feel like a king even if I only had $200 to my name. @drewcareypnw That's a good method. Not being locked into all 3 dances makes it more doable. @jackslash Considering I'm mostly into All American pawgs, I doubt Thailand would do much for me. Also, ladyboys and flying for pussy are huge dealbreakers 😂 @azdd Good thing you have a $10 floor dance option! At a lot of these 3/$100 clubs a single dance is $40. Thanks for reporting in from various cities. Definitely interesting to see how clubs are performing across the nation...

A strip club DJ played Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry Be Happy" once which was a complete vibe killer. On the plus side, it's almost 5 minutes long 😎

"It'll make that Epstein shit seem tame" I doubt it. I think Diddy will be more on R. Kelly's level. Definitely a depraved monster, but not on the level of having world leaders flown in to your private sex island. @Muddy Rumor has it Diddy banged Usher and Beiber when they were underage. Disgusting. There's 2 names before we even talk about potential celebrities on the freak off tapes. @Ishmael Truer words have never been spoken.

@shadowcat You're a lucky man to never have paid more than $20 for a lapper. I wish I could say the same! Average dance in my area is about $40. And I gave in to the 3/$100s in Vegas. Haha. And by $5-$10s being harder to find I was just referring to ATL being down 4 clubs and Tattletales raising their prices. Not that they're impossible to find, just that there are now fewer options.

Had a trashy hot fav once. Enjoyed that she wore Dollar Tree press on nails.

Legendary

Thanks for this review. I'd never heard of/considered Hoops. Fewer implants/more entertaining LDs sounds like a winning combo. Might have to stop by next time I'm in Manhattan!

From their Instagram it looks like they opened in July. Asian, white, and latina girls in their posts. $5 happy hour beers. Might have to check it out next time I'm in the area.

I'd watch that director's cut