Lapdanceking left the building
Call.Me.IshmaelRhode Island
Oddly, I saw this mentioned over on reddit first. I'm not sure if it's been noted here yet. LDK's entire profile and posting history are gone.
I'm assuming it was his choice, as he was probably the most on-topic user here (so no apparent reason for founder to delete him).
Anyway, his presence here is survived by TUSCL's most notable glossary entry.
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last commentA TUSCL legend... Hope he comes back, but if not I wish him well.
It’s funny you mentioned this I was in Louisiana and I was searching for his profile to check his reviews for Louisiana clubs and I couldn’t find shit. He must’ve asked founder to delete him which I guess mean everything goes with him threads, comments, reviews.
LDK82 talking to a stripper "The lapdance is $25, if I LDK in the first minute do I get a $15 refund?"
Dude regularly talked about LDKing within the first song during a lapdance. Talk about an itchy trigger finger. Wonder if he LDKd when he drove over a speedbump?
He was an interesting guy, he made me realize that not everyone was going to the club looking for the same thing. There's something notoriously wild that he admitted he did one time here. The only other people I could see doing that are Muddy and CJ Kent, but I'm not going to call out what he did.
I would assume he is running for mayor. I always thought when someone deleted their profile here that they were running for some sort of political office and didn't want any dirt dug up on them. I know that's unlikely true but it's funny to hypothesize that!
I think he got off on humiliation.
“everything goes with him threads, comments, reviews.”
Reviews by dead profiles used to get dumped into a generic user profile called “tuscl” or something like that. Not sure if they still do. That was several website iterations ago the last time I remember seeing it.
He was often insulting and naming fun of you icey, so if anything he would be getting off on humiliating other people… not himself
He obviously didnt consider LDKing to be an embarrassing thing
Anyway, his posts made a lot of sense. He went in depth into the dynamics of a lapdance, and also called out the air dance scamming some dancers engage in. Definitely useful advice for newbs. Some guys get so excited at just being in the proximity of a naked girl, that they don’t realize they actually got scammed paying for a lapdance.
LDKs are also a useful took to weed out dancers willing to give extras… if shes not willing to even give an LDK.. it’s doubtful she’ll engage in extras.
Lapdanceking may be gone, but the LDK will live ON! 🫡
I miss LDK, he didn’t post often but was always reasonable and helpful to most.
Yes, you could have learned a lot from LDK.
Would it be premature to suggest he’s in an extended refractory period?
As a fellow Texan, I wish him well with wherever he went.
That guy was a true believer...
In honor of his departure, I'll type "LDK" for the first time ever. Unless nicespice finds another time I did and throws it is my virtual face lol.
shailynn said "I always thought when someone deleted their profile here that they were running for some sort of political office and didn't want any dirt dug up on them."
Just the very remote possibility that LDK is RFK makes me chuckle.
I respect the fact he knows what he likes and never seemed too bothered by teasing about it.
He also provided a nice counterpoint to a lot of this board with is heavily in the "paying $300 a session for BBJ or FS" camp.
His interest in picking up discount street walkers was not shared by many here, but again, dude knows what he likes.
On the subject of dancers who won't do LDKs, I will say sometimes it's more about getting paid. Why make $50 or less for a two song LDK when you can make $200 for a proper hand job?
"Come quickly and go fast." - LDK