Comments by Sleepwalking

It is funny. Serious denial. I wonder if it's an ego thing with them. They think they are too good, so refuse to admit they are paying for it. Doctor Phil, care to analyze?

We can adjust the day, if people want to do this another time. I just wanted to start planning in advance, so we can hopefully get a decent group together.

Well, if it's him, I think I remember seeing him for the first time around the late 90's on an HBO special, if my memory is correct. That was the first time I heard the Hot Pockets bit. I also hear him occasionally on I Heart Radio when I'm listening to the Frank Caliendo channel.

Pardon my ignorance, but Jim, are you the actual comedian posting under a slightly changed name? Or just a fan? At first I was thinking just a fan, but everything you mention in your posts checks out with Jim's real bio.

Cool. We have at least two people. Yeah, justme said guys have met down there before, I just thought it was informal and not announced so others could attend if they wanted.

I'd rather have an Ivanka look alike.

Lol

OTC DFKing in exchange for dinner from Panera. Only on TUSCL. Underground house party strip club? Better watch out. The underground Mexican hat dancing circuit may sue for encroaching on their turf.

I'll fuck dancer #1 for the price Rick had negotiated with her. Problem solved. Win win.

@s88: I'm going to go out on a limb and venture to guess that IHearVoices doesn't have trackmarks. Lol.

One gets a house and the other only gets a used car!?! Lol. I guess the one that got the house did the heavy lifting in the sale of the lottery ticket, while the other observed. Must be an old story, if she wanted to meet Nelly. Sad about the deaths though.

What's surprising about this story is that the guy was worth $17 million before he won Powerball. You'd think the fact that he was successful and wealthy before the win would have somewhat prepared him to handle the newfound wealth. Also crazy is that another $200k was stolen from him in another suitcase later on. Guess he didn't learn his lesson the first time or believe in ATM cards and credit cards. I almost want to visit the strip club that he frequented, just to hear stories from the strippers about his spending. Then, the guys house burns down and he doesn't have insurance? This may be the craziest lottery winner story that I've heard of. Sad that all his family members died though.

"Leading up to the theft, Whittaker was often heard saying that banks are for fools. It is reported that he keeps an additional $5 million underneath his mattress and has a habit of smoking in bed."

I like that south balcony. I've sat out there before to just take in the whole scene, before heading to Hong Kong later. It's fun from that spot, because you can see all the street girls standing around, guys approaching them, drug deals, and other shady stuff going on. Also, you are close enough to the street that all of the girls can see you and will check you out. Some waved at me and asked me to come down. The balcony is locked sometimes, but if you ask them to open it, they will. They'll even bring you drinks out there, and probably food too, if you ask them too.

justme: sending you a PM about HK.

I don't know. I think PL of the year has to go to some guy that dropped a bunch of money on a dancer and never even got laid or a BJ. At least Daddillac was fucking her often for two or three years.

Nothing better than iced coffee and hot ass on a warm summer day. Winter sucks.

His profile says "last seen in 2014", so it doesn't look like anybody has logged into his account since then.

I had something similar happen that left me scratching my head once. Met a dancer, got a floor dance, then took her to a private lap dance area for some pay as you go private lapdances. Bought a few dances and we are making out, I'm licking her boobs, and she's letting me finger her a little. I'm prepared to buy another 5 or more dances from her, but she stops me. She says "I really like you and if you keep spending money on me, I'm going to view you as a good regular customer, and I won't want to lose the income. So, I'm going to stop you now, because I'd like to try dating you." She then gives me her phone number and real name, which are both legit. We text a little bit the next few days, but she never agrees to a date. She invites me back into the club and I get some more high mileage dances. I couldn't figure out why she would stop me from spending money on her, if the dating thing was bs. Then, I finally pieced it all together and it made sense. When we were making out in VIP and she stopped the dances, it was because she had a longtime regular customer who was waiting for her. She didn't want him to wait too long, so it was a good excuse to end the dances with me, keep him happy, and keep me on the hook, still wanting more. I have to say that some of these girls are clever hustlers. You practically need a PHD in psychology to make sense of their behavior sometimes. And, even then, it doesn't always make sense. It can drive you crazy trying to wade through the stripper shit, so it's probably best to enjoy the moment and assume that most of what they say is just bs.

Ouch! Live and learn.

You got your stripper a hotel room because she got kicked out of her apartment. When you are on your way over to visit her, she tells you that you can't, because her boyfriend locked himself in the bathroom, is doing heroin, and won't leave. It's funny to me now, but I wanted to strangle her at the time. Last time I try to be a white knight.

Your business card should be cut out, so it's in the shape of a hard penis, balls included. Then, it just has your first name and number on it. It will definitely stand out among all the business cards they get and will probably be passed around from stripper to stripper. There's a slight chance it won't wind up in the trash like 99% of the other cards they get.

Lol @ Papi. :)

Option 2, but it also has to be made into a Youtube video with a bikini clad stripper reading it aloud.

She actually owns the place (it's a condo) and rents the extra room out, but point taken.