Comments by LostinFLA (page 2)

Delicious.

Give me a call at 8003275579. Ask for Terence.

How exactly did you find it?

Oh Yeah makes me think of the end of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and not in a sexy way either. (Bet you never smelled a real school bus before)

Sexiest song of all time....Darling Nikki No contest, no argument. If this doesn’t get the blood flowing in your nether regions you are either dead or a republican.

Papi, say it ain’t so. Billy Joel said it best...”Don’t Go Changing”.

One thing I know is 99% of strip clubs dont have windows. The girls don’t know your ride unless you mention it. I’ve always had Porsches & BMWs, never made a difference. I’ll tell you one thing is I would never let the valet at a club touch them.

I tell Father McDiller every Sunday in confession.

I have thrown away about 20 pounds of Rick Scott mailers over the past month.

Do cumstains count?

Sweet, if your ever in south Florida give us a heads up.

Can that ass fill both hands? I have big hands btw.

Balla, maybe you can get a punch card, you know 10 dances and you get a handy for free.

I prefer options at both ends.

I’d buy that for a dollar!

Papi, you need to get her down in the 305.

Do dancers wake up before lunchtime?

According to my penis, there is only one reason to hook up.

We also have bears & coyotes. Not to mention 80 year old ladies in late 90’s Caprice Classics.

How far south are you?

Sharks are cool.

What was your costume?

Balla, she looks like fun

I’m not saying it was aliens.....

Bad teeth and bad tats are a big turn off for me.