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8 years ago
I can't tell if Dougster is liked or hated on TUSCL. It seems as if he is part of a larger group of aliases. Either way, if he agrees pastrami sandwiches are delicious then I'm with him at Katz deli around noon, when I wake up.
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8 years ago
SJG, you say she is smart? How doesn one defend a supposedly smart human being who states that she IS Native American, yet she is not registered as a Cherokee tribe and at the best may have 1/32nd of Native American blood in her? My guess is you meant to say she is very capable as a politician due to the fact she can lie really well, agree? Or is there some other points supporting to her being qualified?
It's kind of like how I can say I'm a very capable chef of fine cuisine, because I like eating so much. That is literally the same logic as supporting Warren. If the food tastes good then I'm a really awesome chef! God I love cooking.
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8 years ago
Mmmmm. Stripper meals!
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8 years ago
I would like to start a club pertaining to cooking ideas. We could get it started and then see what we could cook up??
Brilliant! Or is that supposed to be "Ace"?
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8 years ago
I log into TUSCL just so I don't eat for a while.
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8 years ago
I log into TUSCL just so I don't eat for a while.
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8 years ago
^^^ "chaos" = out
Damn fat fingers again!
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8 years ago
Would everybody playing have to be squatting down on one knee like the ones I see playing chaos in the streets?
Count me in!
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8 years ago
"I quit!"
Two words I hope I never hear from our police officers protecting us. FYI...
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8 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^^^^ Yes SJG, that's my show! Glad you find it and feel free to critique as you wish. Basically the shows are comedic parodies of my life of a comedian in Manhattan trying to raise my family with my wife in a cramped apartment. Last week's episode was a real life situation where I tried to help a fellow comedian out who was down on his luck, and it backfires on me when he makes me look like an asshole. It's titled "No good deed" or something like that.
Anyhow I understand if the material doesn't fit your humor. It's a lot about family and what other adults think about my lifestyle as a comedian and father of 5. My wife's best friend is my arch enemy. He is openly gay, but surprisingly used to date me wife briefly before we met. If you don't like the premise of the show that's fine, I understand, but please keep me posted about the advancements of your organization! A surplus of sex sounds heavenly for me. I hope you don't charge too much in dues. May I suggest quarterly payments, in case guys don't want to commit too far ahead, because some guys still don't want to leave out hope of finding their one special girl that hope to marry? ;-)
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8 years ago
I think as soon as we start complaining about people utilizing free speech, we start losing our first amendment rights. If we are too sensitive that we can't ignore someone who we disagree with in silence, and start entitling ourselves to belittle anything somebody says that doesn't fit with our own agenda, then we begin living in a world controlled by government.
Stop complaining too much about what people write in TUSCL, because the ability to say what you feel, without inciting civil unrest, is what makes America great! Anything we've read on this website is considered a piece of fiction, so if it upsets you, then maybe you should leave the USA if you're that sensitive.
OK I'm getting off my soap box for a long time. I got some writing with my wife to get ready for our next episode. Peace out on all of this fiction TUSCL lovers!
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8 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Well San Jose Guy, I have 5 children and if you have had any children you'd know that it is they who exploit me as a parent. Watch my show on TV Land every Sunday night and you will see for yourself how true this is. The kids are constantly negotiating with their parents. It's like they can never take "no" for an answer. Hell, I can't even eat the yogurt sticks I bought with my own money without my wife and kids telling me to "Stop eating all of our yogurt sticks!" Your yogurt sticks?? "With whose money did you buy those yogurt sticks with?", I ask my family and they just go about their own way.
I honestly think you've got the tables turned around SJG, it's the middle class parents that are being exploited by children these days. Back in my day when I grew up, we ate what was given to us and if we didn't like it we went hungry. I think you got things all backwards as children are the least exploited groups of all in today's middle class families.
Exactly how are you going to incentivize the people in your new organization? Will you pay them in lap dances or free sex? That is nice, but after you wjaculate and are hungry, what are you going to eat? If you say pussy, then that's funny but there isn't much nutritional value in eating pussy.
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8 years ago
If they offered free food coupons from the participating clubs on TUSCL to those that gave good reviews or happy posts, I would be the King of all threads!
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8 years ago
Sometimes in order to save time, I'll just throw the avocados out when I'm at the store.
That's funny, right?
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8 years ago
"Transracial" able to "nigga" whenever he wants. That's just way too funny!
I wish my trans-fats would work the same way in my ice scream. Sad face :-(
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8 years ago
Very nice!
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8 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^^^ "Who would attend to my comedy shows or attend any strip clubs?"
I have really fat fingers (lol).....
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8 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Why have a mission of destroying the middle class SJG? How does a society thrive without the middle class, becaus e who will be incentivized to do any work?
That makes no sense to me. If there was no middle class then. Boost would come to my comedy shows or attend strip clubs. The world as we know it would end, would you agree? Yes.
We need a strong middle class to pay for those free programs our children and the poor attend. Who would take care of the wives and children? That's just sad:-(
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8 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Where do we find this organization? Is it available to participate in right now?
I'm happily married with 5 kids under their teenage years, but God knows I need a break every now and then. What rules will your organization have, and can middle aged white men with kids like me join, if I find it of any value? Where are u in the process of building this organization?
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
^^^ Papi, I stand by my original theory that this issue is only about donut envy. The ones without always want those that have.
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8 years ago
Sometimes in order to save time, I throw the avocados out when I'm at the grocery store.
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8 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
With such disdain for white women, I figured u as an outsider by nature, maybe even a little obscure in your reference. Being white myself, and growing up around white people I never knew prejudice by race because we could only discriminate by economics and social standing. I imagine your upbringing to be different than those in middle America, which is why I assume you are not a white person with your prejudices against white strippers, and the successful white business man. Especially the Wall Street folks, you must despise Donald Trump or any wealthy white elitist with the financial means to enjoy the purchasing power that the likes of you and I can not imagine.
I don't care about any material objects. As long as I have my family and health, I can create all the fun things needed with my imagination. Strip clubs are an easy outlet with minimal effort to entertainment. Doing stand up comedy, now that requires creativity and a proclivity towards the human psyche, much like the discussions in this thread. But don't you believe these posts are a little too long to hold people's attention? I can only skim over them for a general idea of what the topic is.
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8 years ago
IME he is quite the OCD oddball when it comes to Follies. However I must stay away from talking negatively about him since his heart follows the same beat as mine. Chicken fingers with strippers as dessert are a classic delight for any true American male!
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8 years ago
Why should so many discussion titles have the word "Follies" in it? I can imagine if it stood out as being that much different from all other clubs, maybe their is something fishy going on? Unless the police are bribed with money under the table, then that would make sense to me.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Could it be that the world has "donut envy" and the media has taken to using the police as their witch hunt? I for one am jealous of the tasty privilege those men in blue have over us average folks. We deserve the same pastry delights as those protecting our safety day in and day out, and just because they put their lives on the line has no reason to oppress the rest of the nation's taste buds! I for one say we need to end this divide, and call for an "all free donut day" for every many woman and child in America, black or white or yellow or red skinned, too. Donut envy has to end!! Now who's with me??