You people can't handle the truth

some of you idiots appear to doubt the fact that I sold prince his first assless purple suit and the fact that my father pushed jimmie hendrix too purchase a guitar rather than a ukelele. my family really has had a huge impact on the world and not just in music. my great-grandpappy sold harlan sanders his first pressure fryer. without my family that idiot would just have been a moron calling himself a colonel and pan frying chicken. your welcome

my son is carrying on the tradition. he made assless pants for madona. but she is now an ugly hag so i told him he should apologize