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You people can't handle the truth

May 5, 2016, 5:23 AM
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DoctorPhil.
Space geneious and inventer of the grunges

some of you idiots appear to doubt the fact that I sold prince his first assless purple suit and the fact that my father pushed jimmie hendrix too purchase a guitar rather than a ukelele. my family really has had a huge impact on the world and not just in music. my great-grandpappy sold harlan sanders his first pressure fryer. without my family that idiot would just have been a moron calling himself a colonel and pan frying chicken. your welcome

my son is carrying on the tradition. he made assless pants for madona. but she is now an ugly hag so i told him he should apologize

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RandomMember

^^^funny shit.

My great-grandpappy sold Donald Trump his first bottle of hair dye.

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jackslash
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rockstar666

I have no doubt "Jimmie" Hendrix bought a guitar from your dad. I would sincerely doubt Jimi Hendrix did though.

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georgmicrodong

Thank you.

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Cashman1234

Somehow receiving thanks from fellow zipperheads probably won't be very fulfilling. But I will say thanks for all of your family's contributions!

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twentyfive

Did your family sell Trump his first hairpiece ?

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dapearlandboy

I believe you

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