do you know why prince wore purple? i met prince when he was just starting out and he said he needed a fancy new outfit for a gig. i worked in a second hand store in downtown minneapolis and the fanciest outfit i had was purple so he bought it. coincidence? i think not.
he even had me do some alterations for a little extra scratch. he told me he really wanted holes over each ass cheek so he could flash his audience. i had no idea who the guy was at the time so I thought he was crazy. but he convinced me to alter the outfit for a little extra compensation and i pulled out the pinking shears right there and made the guy some assless purple pants.
imagine how differently history would have been if the fanciest outfit in the store had been green or brown. would strippers want to dance to a song called brown rain?
