tuscl

Comments by DaOnion (page 3)

  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Hypothetical (I don’t believe we have ever asked a hypothetical question b/f on
    SJG, you've said this about 10,000 times already, so yes, I think people have gotten your point. Without being rude, the problem is, 95% of strippers are not going to sit in your lap and make out with you in the front room. Maybe in an AMP or an underground Mexican hat dancing circuit, but not in a strip club. If you can figure out a way to get over 50% of the dancers to make out with you in the front room, please post the SJG system and I'm sure more people will pay attention to what you have to say. Just being honest.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    The duck system!
    yeah, motor seems like one of the sharper knives in the drawer, with some of his clever one liners i actually liked the duck bill joke pretty funny
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    To dance again or not!?!?
    Papi, did you just proposition her? She hasn't even started dancing again yet and already you offered to "break her in". :)
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    To dance again or not!?!?
    If that's you in the picture from a week ago, I'll buy the first dance from you when you return. I'll also buy the second dance. The third too. You get the idea. What city and state will you be dancing in?
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Hypothetical (I don’t believe we have ever asked a hypothetical question b/f on
    That's hilarious. There are like 10 "systems" out there I think. The dead turtle system is definitely a memorable one though.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Hypothetical (I don’t believe we have ever asked a hypothetical question b/f on
    Ha ha! Nice one Papi.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    what's your favorite beverage on the way to the club ?
    Dunkin Diabetes. Funny, never heard that before.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Hypothetical (I don’t believe we have ever asked a hypothetical question b/f on
    Wow, it's pretty much a consensus. #2 for me too.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    How old was you when ???
    Mural funds are a good idea juice. If you invest in an unknown artist and his mural becomes world famous, you could get rich overnight. Kidding. Glad your finances are on the right track. Stay disciplined and it will pay off.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    NinaBambina
    Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
    Who's partaking on 4/20?
    I haven't smoked in about 15 years. I may again at some point for a special occasion. My favorite stripper likes to smoke and her stage name is even Mary Jane. I wish I could inhale her all day today. I'd be high as a kite.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Average Patriot and Classification of consumer
    $28.50? Ha. That should be the next LDK challenge. To tip the dancer on stage with quarters and try to slip them in her bra or g-string.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    My first LDK: WTF just happened?
    Haha! That's awesome. Your Dad rewarded you with a steak dinner for getting a bj. I can picture him bragging to the waitress. "We're celebrating tonight because my son got a blowjob this afternoon!"
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    An idea for the ultimate tuscl meetup
    They should consider an official TUSCL meetup. It would be cool to have one that had like 25 or 50 people at it. Maybe have a contest where the TUSCL attendees vote for their favorite dancer or something. Also, a raffle, where the winner gets FS in VIP. ;)
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    georgebailey
    Catalina
    How long does THC stay in your system
    Don't you have to drink like 2 gallons of water to flush your system out that quickly?
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    georgebailey
    Catalina
    How long does THC stay in your system
    Up to 30 days for a piss test and up to a year if they take a hair sample. Last I heard anyway.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    My first LDK: WTF just happened?
    Thanks fellas. I appreciate the support. You know how to make a PL feel a little less pathetic. Jared, yeah it was Tucson. It almost sounds like the same exact girl, just a different club. I think she said she was a new dancer though, so I'm not sure if she ever worked at Raiders Reef.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    Marriage Used As A Weapon?
    I was married for a long time before getting divorced. After many years together, when the spark faded, we started taking each other for granted and the marriage eventually failed. I don't think she played any games or used marriage as a weapon against me though. The relationship just ran its course and we grew apart. The divorce was amicable and we both moved on. All relationships are different though and everybody's experiences are unique.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    My first LDK: WTF just happened?
    It happened pretty quickly, but I think her last grind pushed me past the point of no return, and then I came while her pussy was in my face and I was touching the edge of her vagina. If I had lasted the rest of the song, I would have tried to start fingering her. It seems like she was inviting me to do so, based on her actions.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Phoenix development
    And I thought this was going to be a thread about condos being built in Arizona. Instead, it's about boobies growing in West Virginia.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    judyjudy
    Michigan
    Yahoo Messenger
    Not any more, but I used to have some pretty hot chats with an old girlfriend of mine, when we were away from each other. This was before we both had smart phones and the texting wasn't as easy.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    The duck system!
    Is this some sort of ducking joke? You've got to be ducking kidding me.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    jayhawk123
    Arizona
    Top 5
    James, HiLiter has a lot of attractive dancers that give great two-way contact lap dances for only $10. There's usually not a cover charge, 2 for 1 drinks during the day, and extras available in VIP. After visiting one time, I understood why it gets so much hype.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    NinaBambina
    Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
    favorite attire on a dancer?
    I also like when you see the dancers entering or exiting the club in sexy street clothes. If they have on short, cut off jean shorts and a short sleeve plaid, flannel type shirt, tied in a knot, to show their belly button, I'm captivated.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    NinaBambina
    Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
    favorite attire on a dancer?
    That's hot. Hopefully you still have that outfit when I finally visit Detroit. :)
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    I'd love to be Steph Curry right about now
    Ayesha isn't really my type, but I do think she's a beautiful woman. I also think she's really genuine and down to earth, which I admire. Steph and Ayesha make a cute couple. I can see them being married 50 years from now. They both come from good families. I'm sure the reporter would trade places with Ayesha in a second, if she could.