Comments by DaOnion (page 3)

SJG, you've said this about 10,000 times already, so yes, I think people have gotten your point. Without being rude, the problem is, 95% of strippers are not going to sit in your lap and make out with you in the front room. Maybe in an AMP or an underground Mexican hat dancing circuit, but not in a strip club. If you can figure out a way to get over 50% of the dancers to make out with you in the front room, please post the SJG system and I'm sure more people will pay attention to what you have to say. Just being honest.

yeah, motor seems like one of the sharper knives in the drawer, with some of his clever one liners i actually liked the duck bill joke pretty funny

Papi, did you just proposition her? She hasn't even started dancing again yet and already you offered to "break her in". :)

If that's you in the picture from a week ago, I'll buy the first dance from you when you return. I'll also buy the second dance. The third too. You get the idea. What city and state will you be dancing in?

That's hilarious. There are like 10 "systems" out there I think. The dead turtle system is definitely a memorable one though.

Ha ha! Nice one Papi.

Dunkin Diabetes. Funny, never heard that before.

Wow, it's pretty much a consensus. #2 for me too.

Mural funds are a good idea juice. If you invest in an unknown artist and his mural becomes world famous, you could get rich overnight. Kidding. Glad your finances are on the right track. Stay disciplined and it will pay off.

I haven't smoked in about 15 years. I may again at some point for a special occasion. My favorite stripper likes to smoke and her stage name is even Mary Jane. I wish I could inhale her all day today. I'd be high as a kite.

$28.50? Ha. That should be the next LDK challenge. To tip the dancer on stage with quarters and try to slip them in her bra or g-string.

Haha! That's awesome. Your Dad rewarded you with a steak dinner for getting a bj. I can picture him bragging to the waitress. "We're celebrating tonight because my son got a blowjob this afternoon!"

They should consider an official TUSCL meetup. It would be cool to have one that had like 25 or 50 people at it. Maybe have a contest where the TUSCL attendees vote for their favorite dancer or something. Also, a raffle, where the winner gets FS in VIP. ;)

Don't you have to drink like 2 gallons of water to flush your system out that quickly?

Up to 30 days for a piss test and up to a year if they take a hair sample. Last I heard anyway.

Thanks fellas. I appreciate the support. You know how to make a PL feel a little less pathetic. Jared, yeah it was Tucson. It almost sounds like the same exact girl, just a different club. I think she said she was a new dancer though, so I'm not sure if she ever worked at Raiders Reef.

I was married for a long time before getting divorced. After many years together, when the spark faded, we started taking each other for granted and the marriage eventually failed. I don't think she played any games or used marriage as a weapon against me though. The relationship just ran its course and we grew apart. The divorce was amicable and we both moved on. All relationships are different though and everybody's experiences are unique.

It happened pretty quickly, but I think her last grind pushed me past the point of no return, and then I came while her pussy was in my face and I was touching the edge of her vagina. If I had lasted the rest of the song, I would have tried to start fingering her. It seems like she was inviting me to do so, based on her actions.

And I thought this was going to be a thread about condos being built in Arizona. Instead, it's about boobies growing in West Virginia.

Not any more, but I used to have some pretty hot chats with an old girlfriend of mine, when we were away from each other. This was before we both had smart phones and the texting wasn't as easy.

Is this some sort of ducking joke? You've got to be ducking kidding me.

James, HiLiter has a lot of attractive dancers that give great two-way contact lap dances for only $10. There's usually not a cover charge, 2 for 1 drinks during the day, and extras available in VIP. After visiting one time, I understood why it gets so much hype.

I also like when you see the dancers entering or exiting the club in sexy street clothes. If they have on short, cut off jean shorts and a short sleeve plaid, flannel type shirt, tied in a knot, to show their belly button, I'm captivated.

That's hot. Hopefully you still have that outfit when I finally visit Detroit. :)

Ayesha isn't really my type, but I do think she's a beautiful woman. I also think she's really genuine and down to earth, which I admire. Steph and Ayesha make a cute couple. I can see them being married 50 years from now. They both come from good families. I'm sure the reporter would trade places with Ayesha in a second, if she could.