Comments by DaOnion (page 2)

I mean hospital.

I wonder if any of those Asian massage girls do ITA (in the airport). 25, I was thinking the same thing. Candy strippers, err stripers, at the airport.

There's bound to be a Prince movie in the near future, just like they had one for Ray Charles and Johnny Cash after they died. Question: Who is going to play Prince? For the life of me, I can't think of an actor that would be his size and has acting chops to pull off the role. The little dude from Outkast is his size, but may not be much of an actor. Ludacris is a pretty good actor and not very big, but has too deep of a voice and plays more tough guy roles. Terence Howard maybe? He has incredible range from Crash to Empire and everything in between. Chris Rock? Any guesses?

Shailynn, maybe you can pay her some conjugal visits.

SJG will pick you up from the airport with his tricked out van and split all Tijuana costs with you. Only if you agree to make out with the girls in the front room and treat them like civilians though.

No, think that's a different chick. 95 is a Russian dancer I believe, who also gets $2,000 per night as an escort.

Yeah, that should be the new symbol for the poster formerly known as san jose guy.

Is that SJG's new symbol?

Are those pictures recent? I used to think Selena was hot, but then I saw some pictures of her last year in a bikini where she put on like 25 pounds and looked fat.

Say it ain't so crazyjoe. I don't think anyone would consider the big Lebowski gay. Rech, I like the landlocked Whalers avatar.

Just don't call her San Jose Guy. That might confuse her.

That's amazing. What a talent.

I'd say she's pretty perfect. Maybe a size 2 or 4. Borderline spinner. Anything size 0 to 2 and some 4's are in my wheelhouse.

HAHA! I think Shailynn has a hippy whale in honor of 420 day. I don't think it's the gay rainbow flag whale. Funny though.

Haught

And, of course, Little Red Corvette: I guess I should of known By the way you parked your car sideways That it wouldn't last See you're the kinda person That believes in makin' out once Love 'em and leave 'em fast I guess I must be dumb 'Cause you had a pocket full of horses Trojan and some of them used But it was Saturday night I guess that makes it all right And you say what have I got to lose? And honey I say Little red Corvette Baby you're much too fast Little red Corvette You need a love that's gonna last I guess I should of closed my eyes When you drove me to the place Where your horses run free 'Cause I felt a little ill When I saw all the pictures Of the jockeys that were there before me Believe it or not I started to worry I wondered if I had enough class But it was Saturday night I guess that makes it all right And you say, Baby, have you got enough gas? Oh yeah Little red Corvette Baby you're much to fast, yes you are Little red Corvette You need to find a love that's gonna last, ah huh A body like yours (A body like yours) Oughta be in jail (Oughta be in jail) 'Cause it's on the verge of bein' obscene ('Cause it's on the verge of bein' obscene) Move over baby (Move over baby) Gimme the keys (Gimme the keys) I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine (I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine) Little red Corvette Baby you're much to fast Little red Corvette You need to find a love that's gonna last Little red Corvette Honey you got to slow down (Got to slow down) Little red Corvette 'Cause if you don't you gonna run your Little red Corvette right in the ground Right down to the ground (Honey you got to slow down) you, you, you got to Slow down (Little red Corvette) you're movin' much too fast (Too fast) you need to find a love that's gonna last Girl, you got an ass like I never seen And the ride, I say the ride is so smooth You must be a limousine Baby you're much to fast Little red Corvette You need a love, you need a love that's That's gonna last (Little red Corvette) Babe you got to slow down (you got to slow down) Little red Corvette 'Cause if you don't, 'cause if you don't, You gonna run your body right into the ground (Right into the ground) Right into the ground (Right into the ground) Right into the ground (Right into the ground) Little red Corvette

Some of Prince's songs were very sexual in nature and pretty graphic, so it's almost fitting in a way that this brothel was using his song. Check out the lyrics to Darling Nikki by Prince: I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?" And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind She took me to her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line" The lights went out and Nikki started to grind Nikki The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can't tell you what she did to me But my body will never be the same Her lovin' will kick your behind Oh, she'll show you no mercy But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff Show you how to grind Darling Nikki, oh Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there I looked all over and all I found Was a phone number on the stairs It said, "Thank you for a funky time Call me up whenever you want to grind" Oh, Nikki, oh Oh come back Nikki, come back Your dirty little Prince wanna grind, grind, grind, grind Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind!

A naked stripper with a $ sign tattoo should be coming out of the blowhole. Both problems solved!

jared, gotcha. Thanks for clarifying. Sounds like it was still well worth it though.

Prince was a brilliant musician and I've enjoyed listening to all of his older music over the years. His untimely death is definitely sad. When I heard he died at 57 from the flu, one of my initial thoughts was that it could have been AIDS, like Nina and Shailynn mention. I know it's speculation, but it wouldn't be shocking if he was bi-sexual. He seemed like a very private person, so I could see him not wanting anyone to know, if he did have AIDS. Either way it's sad. He's an icon and hopefully he was as happy as he was successful in life.

I'm so focused on the dancer that somebody could be videotaping the dance from 10 feet away and I would have no idea. As long as you weren't 3 feet away and staring, like in Shadow's example, then you did nothing wrong. It sounds like you just glanced over once in a while. The customer sounds like he was paranoid and has some other issues. If it bothered him so much, he should have paid to take her private. Screw him.

Great story. Sounds hot and like it was a lot of fun. I can't believe VIP is only $150 there. Awesome.

MJ. I've never seen a player with that much talent that also busted his ass on every single play and was also a joy to watch. He made his teammates better and stuck with the Bulls until they built a mediocre team into a dynasty. Kobe was close as far as talent and effort, but didn't make his teammates that much better, like Jordan did. Lebron is a tremendous talent, but doesn't work as hard as Jordan did on both ends of the court consistently. He also bailed on Cleveland to join the loaded Heat for the easy championship and only returned after the Cavs were loaded with talent. He'll probably leave again too. MJ all day.

Haha. Yep. Absolutely Papi.

Again, you are talking about AMP's, Tijuana, and the diviest of dive strip clubs. If you can figure out a way to make out with over 50% of strippers in a more traditional U.S. strip club, without buying dances or feeding the girls hundreds of dollars, I'm sure a lot of people would listen to what you have to say. I know you want to believe it's possible, so do what Journey says. Don't stop believin.