Comments by DaOnion (page 4)

Shailynn, that's what's up.

*dances

I'd love to have been Steph Curry last year. Right about now is fine too though. I don't mind being me though. I think the strippers I get dancers from are hotter than Steph's wife anyway.

I had a favorite dancer for a while who had her boyfriend's name tattooed in script by her g-string line on her waist. She seemed like a clean dancer, so I don't think she had a pimp. To be honest, it didn't bother me much. It was a lot less conspicous than some of the big, ugly tattoos I've seen on other girls. She gave me great dances and great GFE, so it was never a turn off. It was also a good way to identify her, since she resembled a few other girls at this club.

Thanks Papi. Yeah, she seemed like a hustler and that was a red flag for me too. I had an idea of the market rate, so in retrospect, I should have just presented her with a fair offer and see if she agreed. I think you're right that it's probably best to lead the negotiation. That's where I failed in this instance. Live and learn. Good info for the future. Thanks.

Thigh high black stockings with black panties does it for me every time. I know the stockings sometimes get in the way of the lap dance, but it's a major turn on for me. I like if she wears a matching black lace bra too, as long as she takes it off right after the dance starts.

In this situation at HiLiter, we did not have a tab. We were paying cash every time we ordered something and she still tried to rip us off.

That's a good point Papi. Going into this, I knew what I was willing to spend, but I've never discussed ITC or OTC before, so I didn't know the best way to have the conversation with the dancer. I asked her how much for different services and she came at me with her rip off prices, hoping I'd bite. When I said no, that's more than I want to spend, she then pressed me for how much money I had to spend. This is where I blew the negotiation. I told her $300 and then she tried to sell me the lowest level service for the maximum that I had to spend. I was tired and ready to go home, so I gave up and didn't attempt to negotiate further. Plus, after 2 dances, I wasn't as into this girl as I was the first one. Anyway, in the future though, what do you veterans recommend? Is it best to throw out an offer first or let her quote a price first and then negotiate down from there?

I hope Hanna is working when I finally make it to Tootsie's for the first time. I'll tell her to "say hello to my little friend". Since I don't own a gun, she'll say "that'll be $600". Damn.

jayhawk, I prefer NY style in general, but agree that those Chicago deep dish pies are pretty awesome. Giordano's and Gino's East have the best deep dish in Chicago, in my opinion. Feast your eyes on these pies and start salivating for lunch: http://www.ginoseast.com/ https://giordanos.com/

Good advice Sinclair. rh: ha ha. Yeah, JS has his priorities firmly in place and focuses on the more important things :)

I used to like pepperoni only on a good NY style thin crust slice. It's still good, but now I prefer roasted red peppers or fresh diced tomato on top. If you find a really good NY style pizza place and they have thinly sliced meatball as a topping, it's usually delicious. Even a simple cheese slice is perfect if it's from a good pizza joint.

JS & rh48hr: The blonde with the glasses is who tried to rip us off. The older brunette who was flirting with me was honest. rh48hr is right. She was charging $5 for soda and water when every other waitress charged $4. She charged us $27 for food and drink that should have cost $15. When I called her on it, she apologized, said it was only $17, and I gave her $21 including tip. I realized after she left that her "reduced price" was still overcharging us by a couple of dollars, but I let it go, because I didn't want it to ruin a fun night. I shouldn't have tipped her fairly generously though, since she was ripping us off. I wonder if the innocent librarian look with the glasses makes her look more honest, so it's easier for her to rip people off.

It probably depends on the person and how much they like variety. I think alot also depends on how often you see each other. If it's every week, you are probably much more likely to get bored sooner and want to experience someone new. If it's only once or twice a month and things are going well, I could see it lasting for years without getting bored.

Good story Nina. Glad the guy got caught and you got paid. Hopefully the scumbag learned his lesson and won't try to pull that shit again. I hate that there are slimeball PL's out there ruining things for the rest of us PL's.

Good warning JS. I've had this happen once before at another club, so I've started paying closer attention.

sp, rh, & lw: yeah, she could probably smell the inexperience on me and tried to get me to overpay. I'm a newbie, but knew that price was way too high. I could probably have negotiated her down if I had been thirstier and more eager to set something up. I agree - better deals will be available, so I'll be patient. SP, this place is out west, but she was trying to overcharge by double, from what I can tell. The NE rates you mention are probably market rates for this place too.

Interesting Shadow, did not know that. It happened to be this dancer's birthday. The DJ announced it when she was on stage and everybody wished her a happy birthday. Maybe they made an exception for her birthday, so she could have a birthday dinner or something. Not sure. Or, maybe that club has lax rules compared to other clubs. Don't know.

Shadow & Jay: The club we were at is really busy until 6pm and then it is pretty empty for a few hours until it gets very busy again later. Some girls at this club may go in for the busy afternoon shift, leave for the slow period, then return. Not sure. It could also be that this particular dancer only works once in a while, so she wanted to maximize her $ for the day and left for a long dinner break during the slow time. Bavarian, Blair was hot and sweet, but a little too tall for me, so I couldn't do the reach around on her. This spinner was more perfect in my book. Just my type. Meat, I'll pm you. I was just visiting, so I may never see her again. Fun night though.

TUSCL: The Ugly Strippers Can Leave or Thirsty Unusual Senior Citizen Lovers or Turned Up Senior Citizen Lovers

This thread is must see tv. Some clever fuckers on here.

TUSCL: Ain't no business like ho bizness.

Rech and Papi are cracking me up.

Subra is on a roll. This is a great thread.

Papi, you just made me laugh out loud in public. "TUSCL - we have San Jose Guy" Good stuff.