Comments by DaOnion (page 16)

Good for you Shadow. I wish my Dad would learn to text, but he doesn't want to even try. I like predictive text, where you start typing and it gives you the word choice it thinks you are going to type, so you can just use that word instead of typing every letter out. Once you get used to that, it makes it a lot easier and faster. I never tried the dictation method.

Some people are just flaky like that. It drives me nuts too, but I think you have to just accept it. It's part of the deal with her, if you want to keep seeing her. She's a flake. If you keep pushing her to respond to messages that she ignored, it may annoy her even more, which will push her away. I could be wrong, but just my 2 cents.

If Trump wins, he'll probably vacation at one of his Trump golf courses or Trump casinos, instead of Camp David, just for the free advertising.

That's hilarious twentyfive. One of the benefits of age. You can turn down your hearing aid to fully appreciate the 20 year old stripper on your lap. Love it.

Bloomberg said he'll decide by next week whether he's running or not, but it's definitely a long shot at this point. http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/odds-michael-bloomberg-running-low-source/story?id=37310066

I'm kind of hoping for Bloomberg, even though I know it's a really long shot. I think Billary will probably win though. Not a typo.

If a dancer I liked had the complete opposite view of me on something, I would probably change the subject. I like girls in my lap to be relaxed and carefree, not tense and argumentative.

$10 dances? Damn. I like the sound of that.

I'm glad to hear from a lot of happy 50 and 60 year olds in this thread. That's what I hope for someday.

Dude, you are selling yourself short! In addition to bedding Bettie White types every night, you could be raking pots off of inexperienced 21 year old poker players. The future is bright.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/19/opinion/sunday/emanuel-sex-and-the-single-senior.html?_r=0 "WHAT is happening in retirement communities, assisted living facilities and nursing homes? You might imagine quiet reading, crossword puzzles, bingo, maybe some shuffleboard. Think again. Think about sex — unsafe sex."

Someone told me the other day that retirement communities and nursing homes are full of people sleeping around. So, if you live past 60 and are in good health, you could be a stud, with all of these Bettie White types chasing you. Kind of like a college dorm, but the women outnumber the men, and everyone is old.

He's got oil money. He's just getting a jumpstart on his next career. Future TUSCL'er. Interesting story about how his family got rich. His great grandfather was broke and borrowed $ from Jack Dempsey to prospect for oil. He got lucky and found it.

Whatever you were spending on her in the club, you should offer to pay her for private dances. Win win.

Interesting Juice. Thanks for sharing.

And, well said James, I should say.

^^^^ For a guy that spells "why" with the letter "y", that's actually a very wise statement. If you creep the girl out, she won't care how much money you offer her. However, if she likes you and is hanging around you even if you aren't spending much on her, it's a good sign. Well said Juice.

I think Sara Jean Underwood is my favorite of all time. The Dahm triplets were pretty hot too. I think one of the Dahm triplets lives near you in San Diego Mikey.

This should be interesting. The System vs. The System. It's like a Brady vs. Manning Superbowl. Looking forward to it. Thanks for posting it.

All this DS1, 2, and 3 talk reminds me of Hef and the Playboy Mansion, with his #1 girl, etc. You should get them monogrammed DS bathrobes or something. Of course, they'd have to turn them back in if they get fired. :)

Interesting. My initial thought was that she was doing something nice for him, since she knew he worked late and had the day off. I may be a bit naive though. I think in your situation, where you'll be gone for a night or three, the sex may serve more of a purpose, to tide you over and keep you from cheating. Now I want him to ask his wife, to see what she says!

I would have gladly taken a BJ from them. Wow, I bet NYC was crazy back then. I'm envious of you. My story took place about ten years ago. I didn't even realize coke was no longer popular until Shailynn mentioned it. Times have changed.

Now that I'm getting older, I'm starting to notice that Mrs. Howell was actually pretty. Something that never even dawned on me when I was 20 or 30.

Mary Ann

No problem. :)