Comments by DaOnion (page 15)

Agreed. That employee should be fired immediately.

If I had a penny for every word that SJG typed, I would make it rain.

Before you got into the moving business, did you own a Kwik-E-Mart?

Good to know. I just added that note to my calendar for March of 2048.

Ha ha. No, I'll have to add that to my bucket list though. I'll try not to cross that one off until I'm over 70 though!

Some of these women over 40 may be GMILF's and not just MILF's. I went on a date with a woman who was just over 40, but she was already a grandma. She was very pretty, at least an 8. I got so fixated on the fact that she was a grandma though, that I couldn't move past a first date. I've only been with women below 35 who haven't had kids, so jumping from that to a grandma was too much for me to handle.

Instead of Pluto, you could take the hot girlfriend to Uranus. :)

Ditto Nina. Filet, medium rare, with potato. Maybe add a side of sauteed spinach with garlic too. Also, a shrimp cocktail to start off with.

Ha ha, no. Just giving the spammer shit.

Sorry, but I like pain when I move. I'm not interested in hiring a painless mover.

I haven't smoked in years, but this stripper offered to get me high, before we went to this fondue restaurant. It may be a good occasion to spark up again.

I've had sushi at mainstream places and also at high end places, where they have more exotic sushi. I don't enjoy sushi, but I tolerate it at times, since most women I've dated like it.

Wow, Gawker. You sound like quite the chef. That dish sounds delicious. If your CF is content with Wendy's, I think that makes her a DS.

That's part of the reason this is the one. His subconscious is telling him if he screws the Mom, he'll get to know the daughter and have a shot with her eventually.

Yep, I think this is the one.

lol the stick figures are kind of weird, but the brunette taking it doggy style is pretty hot i like the look on her face, like she's close to having an O

I haven't followed this saga too closely, but I think I read that you two "split up" for a while. When she stopped seeing you last time, could it have been related to this type of issue? You texting her, her ignoring some of your texts, and then you pushing her to respond to the ignored texts. She may not have told you this was the reason she stopped seeing you, but it's possible. Sometimes, if someone doesn't respond to a text, the lack of response is a response in itself. Maybe she needs a little space and if you give it to her, she'll be more receptive to you. However, if you push her, it may annoy her more and push her away more. This may not apply to you, but I've seen this dynamic in other relationships and it's something to be aware of. Good luck with her.

Lots of time saving and useful reasons for texting, as seaboardrr and rick33 point out.

Ha ha. I didn't take it as bragging, just stating the facts. I think about 8 times in 3 days is my record, when I first started dating this little hottie several years ago. Nothing like first exploring a new, hot girl's body.

When I saw the title of this post, I thought you were in Vegas and just placed a big bet on the roulette wheel. Good strategy Juice. Plus, after the break, you'll be excited to get back into the club and will enjoy it more than if you had not taken a break.

16 times in 3 days? You are a rockstar. Rock on.

I think my favorite compliment is an unspoken action. A couple of times in my rookie SC'ing career, I've had dancers who I only met once before spot me from across the club, run over to me and jump in my lap with a big smile on their face. I only bought one or two dances from them, so it's not like they knew a huge payday had just arrived. Even if it was an act, it made me feel good.

No. I heard they take away your man card if a guy fakes an orgasm.

Skibum, if texting is how idiots and lazy people communicate, and your clients are texting you, does that mean your clients are lazy idiots? I imagine they're not. I'm surprised by your statement. Sure, there are a lot of teenagers, idiots, etc, texting "Hey wazzzuup?". However, I think it's used by a lot of successful business people for efficient communication too. It's not a whole lot different than email, for short messages that need to be seen immediately.