Comments by Call.Me.Ishmael

It's possible that the price reflects how much she doesn't want to do OTC.

If it's your first time there, then a slow night may be a good time to visit. You'll be able get familiar with the place minus a crowd.

Rather than engaging in six days of online pearl clutching, go ahead and complain to management. See how that goes for you.

Possible... but highly unlikely.

What that ad doesn't mention is that the Providence PD has targeted every club that has moved into that space (after Cheaters there was Wild Zebra and then Silhouette) based on Cheaters hiring a 15-year-old pimped runaway to work in a notorious extras club. I've gathered that the police attention hinged on the fact that the building's owner is the same guy who owned and managed Cheaters when that trafficking case became public. One could hope that the cops might ease off if he sells the entire building and businesses. But I wouldn't want to shell out over $4 million to test that theory.

Yeah, that's Cheaters.

Probably A. But I'm a fan of all three.

So, none of us actually know who that kid in OP's story might be. Could be a dancer's kid, could be Gerard's kid, could be some other kid entirely. And sure, it's a bit strange to see, but also no one's business. My only concern remains the possibility that someone would post an image or video of a kid in a strip club to social media, and seeing that go viral in a not-great way. But, ultimately, that's also none of my business. If everyone in Club Desire (customers, dancers, or staff) made nothing but the best decisions, then a lot of the fun we have in Club Desire wouldn't 't happen at all. So, I'm willing to live with some bad decision making in exchange for a great strip club experience.

One of the owners (who is actively in the building a lot) has a kid who used to come in presumably after school. At that time, I'm guessing he was 5th or 6th grade. He wasn't just in the building, but in the front room where he'd chat with a bartender and a couple of dancers and then head to the back office. It weirded me out the first time I saw it, even after I was told that it was an owner's kid. Setting aside for a moment that it's not a great place for a child, consider what might happen if someone surreptitiously shot some video or images of a minor in a strip club and that went viral. That's not the sort of attention any strip club wants, let alone an extras club. That said, single parenta plus childcare emergencies equals sometimes having to make the best bad decision. I'd like to think that everyone involved realized that, outside of such an emergency, this shouldn't be a regular thing.

I read a post on Reddit from someone who pointed out that for guys who live in a strip club / Seeking wasteland, OF is the only option to garden-variety internet porn. That makes some sense. I know a few people who do content creation for a living (not adult industry) and it's a grind especially in the beginning. And unless you get lucky or tap into an undeserved market, it takes a long time to build up any significant, dependable income. And once you do, there's no small amount of people who are perfectly happy to rip off your content. It's not easy money.

Dolfan said "I usually ignore @rickmacrodong's bullshit, but in this case I've got to call it out. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about." That's not news to him. He's a troll who routinely posts ridiculous points/arguments to stir shit and get attention. And today it worked.

Yeah. Somewhere between C & D. I've had guys sit near me who obviously had the flu for a wingman, and I moved as a result. Strip club is a tough place if you're a germaphobe.

All over the map. If there's a pattern, then I haven't noticed.

While I don't have special strip club pants or underwear, I've heard several dancers complain about jeans and canvas work pants. So, I don't wear those things to the club.

Well, the prices certainly won't go down. So, up is the only other direction. I have no problem with approaching a dancer, but if I do that then I want to chat a bit to get a read on her attitude. Some really good dancers take breaks on the floor. But if the dancer is low energy, sullen, or all business, then I'll take a pass.

This thread is sort of like junior high or high school where no guys would admit to masturbating ever, but the boys bathrooms had cum-slicks and sticky wads of tissue paper around the toilet bowls that originated from *someone* with bad aim. I also seem to remember that any thread here about favorite porn stars tends to get as much traffic as many of the busiest political threads here. So, I suspect that there's more fap traffic on TUSCL than this thread depicts. Anywho, if I'm horny or stressed (or both...) and don't have time for the club or an OTC regular, I have no problem rubbing one out to porn. How often that happens depends on how horny or stressed I am. As far as what I like, it's all relatively vanilla. It matters more that the actress is hot. When I'm

Dolfan said "Do people seriously factor in the suitability for lap dances as part of an underwear purchase?" It's not quite peak TUSCL when it comes to granular thinking where it's not needed, but it's pretty close. Unless you wear burlap briefs, wear whatever is comfortable for you. I dunno. Maybe satin underwear will make a small difference, but not enough for me to designate a "PL section" in my underwear drawer.

That whole area is gentrifying. I'm pretty sure that the owners are waiting for some big $$$ offer to buy it and put in condos.

Don't bring back limited free review views. Users abused that privilege to cobble together fake reviews that read authentically enough to get past adjudication. Once in a while you can live on the edge and visit a club without a roadmap.

Dancer photos, but maybe give the dancers an option to not allow comments. Free VIP for verified dancers. I think this site is better when more dancers are here. I'm also okay with them having some tools to connect with customers. Perhaps there can be a forum where only verified dancers can post images and schedules, etc. That would be more on-topic than the Political Discourse forum. Muting a forum is a great idea. VIP members should be able to vote to have a published-but-problematic review adjudicated for removal by founder (but only one time). I wouldn't mind having like/dislike back. Hard no to the "edit" button.

30 minutes. I like to take my time.

I'm well beyond that degree of club fantasy.

^ I suspect that you and I define "good" differently.

She might mean it, but a lot of dancers post stuff like this to social media as a flex.

Not sure that I'd smash that badly Photoshopped rendition of Sofia Vergara. But I'd certainly smash the actual Sofia Vergara.