B or C, only because I can't trust regular cleavage not to be the result of a well fitting bra. Saggy boobs are the worst; usually with under or side view I can be assured they're perky.
So I have come to a decision... underboob is most sexy
I came to this conclusion after extensive research observing at Hong Kong Tijuana the last 3 days.
It's important that I maintain a minimum frequency and quantity of lap dances. Otherwise, I will become a threat to public safety if there is a spontaneous side boob event.
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I’m a big fan of underboob. Wish more dancers wore outfits that emphasized it.
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C. Best chance for a nip slip.
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Regular cleavage but I won't complain about any of them. All three together is ideal
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B or C. See plenty of A every day in the wild
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Does the answer to this question determine which strip club you go to in Salt Lake City?
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I'll choose B!
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decisions decisions decisions!!!
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D) Picasso Cubist boob (see all sides at the same time)
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B
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Probably A. But I'm a fan of all three.
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D). Boobs in my hands
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B or C, only because I can't trust regular cleavage not to be the result of a well fitting bra. Saggy boobs are the worst; usually with under or side view I can be assured they're perky.
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Yes.
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^AGREED
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Under boob
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So I have come to a decision... underboob is most sexy
I came to this conclusion after extensive research observing at Hong Kong Tijuana the last 3 days.
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I like them all but catching some side boob, particularly unexpectedly out in the wild, will make my knees go weak
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It's important that I maintain a minimum frequency and quantity of lap dances. Otherwise, I will become a threat to public safety if there is a spontaneous side boob event.
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SSBE - Spontaneous Side Boob Event
SSBEWNF - Spontaneous Side Boob Event With Nipple Flash
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