What’s hotter and revs your engine the most?

I’m a big fan of underboob. Wish more dancers wore outfits that emphasized it.

C. Best chance for a nip slip.

Regular cleavage but I won't complain about any of them. All three together is ideal

B or C. See plenty of A every day in the wild

Does the answer to this question determine which strip club you go to in Salt Lake City?

I'll choose B!

decisions decisions decisions!!!

D) Picasso Cubist boob (see all sides at the same time)

B

Probably A. But I'm a fan of all three.

B or C, only because I can't trust regular cleavage not to be the result of a well fitting bra. Saggy boobs are the worst; usually with under or side view I can be assured they're perky.

Yes.

^AGREED

So I have come to a decision... underboob is most sexy I came to this conclusion after extensive research observing at Hong Kong Tijuana the last 3 days.

I like them all but catching some side boob, particularly unexpectedly out in the wild, will make my knees go weak

It's important that I maintain a minimum frequency and quantity of lap dances. Otherwise, I will become a threat to public safety if there is a spontaneous side boob event.

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SSBE - Spontaneous Side Boob Event

SSBEWNF - Spontaneous Side Boob Event With Nipple Flash