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9 years ago
You'd never catch me making an offer like that loser troll. I could back it up but no way I'm going to spend my money on some fossil when I can enjoy it myself.
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9 years ago
That's how hookers live. Don't see why you're surprised.
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9 years ago
And lewinsky is a fat pig. I wouldn't touch her with Mikey's dick.
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9 years ago
Carson? Get serious. I suspect I might pay more in taxes under his idiot scheme but he would still run the country into the ground inside of 3 months. That guy's such a crazy idiot that there would be no way to keep the country running if he was in the white house.
If he's elected I'm moving to Amsterdam. At least weed is easy to get there and I'm sure I could find a way to continue my lifestyle. Then I'll watch the US crash and burn while I laugh at you idiots
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9 years ago
Thanks to the guys who actually take me seriously. Maybe you should come down to Miami some time and party with me. I'll pay for the whores. But I need to work through some issues right now so I'm not partying with any other guys for a while. Those of you who accuse me of lying can go fuck yourselves. This is the complete truth and if you don't believe me it is probably because you couldn't live like me.
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9 years ago
I don't masturbate unless I jacking off into a whore's mouth or onto her face.
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9 years ago
Would you consider it an extra to come to my hotel, strip, and let me piss on you in the bathtub? At this point I don't care about the sex. I just want to do something seriously degrading to some girl. I need it to get my head back on straight.
You will be well compensated. Especially if you get into it.
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9 years ago
I'm with Dugan. I wouldn't touch a girl that charged less than $500 an hour with any of your dicks. You guys can deep dick some reject if you want because I stick to the dimes. Money is no object.
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9 years ago
dont worry i can take care of my Self ta ta for now
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9 years ago
Please please please
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9 years ago
Somebody help me the cia wants me dead
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9 years ago
This has got to be code And I don't know which one of you is cia or NSA
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9 years ago
I'm really freaking out because this guy says he's coming to Florida and I think he's NSA or Cia. Maybe I should take a trio
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9 years ago
Or maybe it's this guy
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9 years ago
I think this must be the NSA guy watching us all. Be careful
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9 years ago
You aren't with the NSA or CIA are you? You have to tell me if I ask
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9 years ago
Shadowcat I'm not sure what you mean. All of the sudden I'm feeling paranoid. Fortunately you all don't believe me and that's probably for the best I'm going to see about deleting my posts
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9 years ago
I need to fly into Georgia to buy hedgehogs. Making things illegal makes them more exciting. I also kind of wonder what happens to a hedgehog when you give it roxis. When you're as rich as me its fun to just blow money on stupid shit like feeding illegal drugs to illegal hedgehogs just for the shits and giggles.
Maybe shadowcat can introduce me to this girl.
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9 years ago
I've considered hiring a topless maid on occasion but I figure that if she's hot I'd end up doing coke and roxis and fucking her so my place wouldn't get cleaned or that she'd be ugly and why would I want to see her tits.
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9 years ago
Are you planning your weekend mikey?
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9 years ago
Mikey, you expect me some peasant loser like you can appreciate fine dining. Why don't you have dinner someplace more appropriate for your income bracket. Like Carl's Jr.
Meanwhile I'm back from a fine dinner at the Oceanaire where I also convinced to waitress to accompany me home and suck my cock for $5000. Chump change like that doesn't mean shit to me. In fact, I didn't even find her that attractive. Just wanted to prove I could do it.
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9 years ago
People complain that I am making stuff up but they don't complain about the old guy posting a guy with a tiny dick getting his junk stung by wasps. WTF? At least I am posting about reality not this wasps on your dick idiocy.
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9 years ago
I probably shouldn't be so hard on mikey
*sigh*
He can't help being a peasant. I go through this idiocy with a few posters every time but mikey is the worst. What inconsistencies? I am detailing my life. Feel free to list anything I have ever said that contradicts itself and I'd be happy to clarify.
Just because you struggle to believe it, doesn't make it untrue. There are people from all different walks of life on the internet.
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9 years ago
Just stop embarrassing yourself mikey. You've already demonstrated that you can't recognize a Porsche with your lame comment that it looks like a screen saver. You've never seen a real Porsche because you're a bitter broke ass peasant who fantasizes that you live the way I do in real life.
Let me tell you mikey, you couldn't live my life one day. It takes a professional to wake up and bury himself in an 8ball and then hire some tatted up whore with ridiculous fake tits to slap around. Your heart would give out within 12 hours.
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9 years ago
This is disgusting. Why are you trolling us with this when you could link to some rough sex tubes? Link to something interesting.