"Dirtiest" clubs in the country

I'm laying off drugs for a bit due to my freak out over the CIA. I'd like to ramp up the filthy sexual activities I'm involved in. I want some over the top dirty shit like giving the girls a golden shower after I slap their tits for a few minutes.

What do you think are the most extras-prevalent/"dirtiest" areas of the country for clubs to be in? e.g. where would it be relatively impossible for a stripper to make a living if she did not want to have sex for money?

I am in Miami and strip clubs here are basically brothels. I don't think it would be possible for a stripper who would not have suck/fuck to make any money here. But I'd like to ramp it up a bit to compensate for being sober. Except for the booze. I'm still going to get fucked up on booze. I may try some gross low class booze just to fill my bladder so I can then piss on the girl.

So mikey, can you help me out? What is the classiest and most expensive liquor you ever drink? I bet that will fulfill my desire to degrade myself with low class swill.