Comments by ppwh (page 18)

I just finished 4 beers and a VIP. Accidentally dropped a cover in the bottle recycling. Real American heros, this used one is for you.

For those about to rock, we salute you. And for those with better taste in music, we offer fs and bbbjcim!

I am a grasshopper, motherfucker. This post is racist af.

Heinous. This is why SJG says you should choose the girl and approach her yourself. I'm not sure why he says all that other stuff, though.

Instead of a town with one club that is only good between the hours of noon to three, the market is too segmented so it's inefficient to decide which club to visit and when.

In observance of this somber event, I implore that TUSCL provide a night mode option.

> If she gets too clingy, just ask her if she’ll do bareback anal and then finish you off with her mouth. She’ll run away. Either that or she doesn't run away, and you think "was it actually THAT instead one in the pank that got my Eskimo brother Juice on the outs w/ his civvie bitch?"

And James A. Garfield was supposedly a Juice alias, but that's conspiracy bullshit.

> (of your better side of course). Just in case he posts a shout-out looking for a photographer, is it the underside?

I know this is a bit off-topic since we're talking about dick, but "Grow a penis" is an anagram of "Spiro Agnew"

I think I speak on behalf of all of TUSCL when I say that we're honored that you gave us the right of first refusal!

> What you're looking for isn't going to be found on a first encounter, it takes time to build up that comfort level, on both sides This only applies if she's a 23rd degree adherent of Hustle Hut. At lower levels, you can lock eyes from across the room and jizz in your pants right then and there. > But know that you don't get all the above unless your spending matches. This only applies if she's a 23rd degree adherent of Hustle Hut. At lower levels, you can lock eyes from across the room and jizz in your pants right then and there.

> Am I pushing this too far? yes > Not enough? No, the other one > Overthinking it? What a philosophical question. I'll go with 'yes', but probably over analyzing it (excessive rational thought, ie., "big head thinking") vs. pursuing what you're actually after in the moment ("little-head" or at more advanced levels, intuitive "third-eye" type shit) > Thoughts? If you ever had a craving for spinach and then ate some, and felt amazing afterwards, maybe you were low on iron or magnesium. Once you have enough iron or magnesium, you won't get that same feeling from having more spinach. Having a CF is like that. If you get in the habit of over-investing in a CF because at one point, having one made you feel good, you could be missing out. At a strategic level, I refrained from buying dances from a traveling dancer the other week because I was looking for a low-key chill partner type regular at the time. There are other times, though, where I have been traveling which has made it a now or never type scenario, and I wouldn't trade the memories for sticking to a requirement of having a CF for a month or two.

> What percent of strippers are worth getting dances from? 3% > What percent of TUSCL trolls are actually funny? This is a crazy conspiracy theory > What percent of shot girls accept that you neither want a shot nor care to buy them a shot instead? 100%, in the same way that a dog accepts that his erstwhile owner has dropped him off at the pound and isn't coming back. I try to tell myself that she'll be happier with other customers who are still on the sauce, but thoughts of shot girls past haunt me late at night sometimes when I can't sleep.

The worst I can remember for technique, which was frustrating because I otherwise liked her, was a newbie who would bounce up and down fast during her dance. I tried to slow her down a bit, but figured she was doing it how she did for reasons along the lines of LDK82's "she keeps getting up" peasants. Several months later I saw her again and she came over and used every bit of her charm so I gave her another try. She had learned to give a sensual dance in the meantime, and smiled at me and said she had gotten a lot better at it. I had one ask a month or two ago how I like it, so I asked what the options were. She said fast or slow, and that she had been doing slow. I asked her to demonstrate the other way, and it felt like a washing machine out of balance on spin. She said she thought that she remembered that I had liked slow, but she wanted to make sure. The worst, worst, though was one who looked like an attractive-ish spinner on stage, but a bit rough around the edges once she was on my lap in the LD room. Her 'secret weapon' was kissing on the customer, apparently, and it was wet and sloppy like a dog who had just been drinking from the toilet. I think she might have been offended when I held my hands up to block her forehead and told her "none of that", but what else can you do when one has taken SJG a bit too literally?

> With all of the trolls that have popped up lately This is a crazy conspiracy theory. TUSCL has just been experiencing a renaissance of viewpoint diversity.

> If you know what I'm saying. I know what you are saying.

I had one pitch the VIP with the sweetener being that I could whack off in there. About mid-way through my laughing fit, she said "Go on, let it out... I just mentioned it because some people might be interested"

> Goldchain > A firm hand > The man with a plan juicebox69 after a trip to the flea market. The tip-off was instead of 6 words, the clue was 9, and JS69 doesn't talk about playing poker.

yes

> Now learn your fuckin lesson, have you ever seen a bloody pool? Does the hot tub where Juice met up with rickthebarnacle count?

This is shit is derivative, dawg. It's an obvious bite on Migos' Hannah Montana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjTVmv8p7vo&t=1m28s