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I got little 4got's nails ground down at the groomer's yesterday. When I went to get the little guy back the groomer told me he was a good dog! She said that dachshund's sometimes bite without warning but he just…
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I usually avoid political threads because the is typically little or no point to them. But I'll break that trend now that Brexit results are coming in. Obviously, I don't have a dog in this fight, but I will highlight…
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I have no new strip club stories but this weekend two friends of the new girlfriend came over and brought their new puppy over to play with little 4got. It was all fun and games when little 4got ran around…
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Did any of you see this one? www.wwtdd.com/2016/06/bella-thorne-shares-her-colonoscopy The girl is only 18! I have a family history of colon cancer and have already had three colonoscopies despite being in my late 30's, but a colonoscopy at 18 seems surprising! Do you that…
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I used to like flying through CLT a lot more than ATL. It has the pleasant rocking chairs where you can relax during a long layover and lots of plugs and free wifi. But I just flew through CLT yesterday…
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This is not a joke! My new girlfriend's mother told her yesterday that she installed a bidet in her condo. What are the odds that a weirdo who posts as 4got2wipe would start dating woman whose mother has a bidet? I…
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I'm back from my trip to London and Bath and checking in on you weirdos!
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Good dogs, great dogs, or the most brilliant dog breed ever?
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My soon-to-be traveling companion just read a book where a character was an "everything but" girl (a virgin that does HJs, BJs, rimjobs, etc). Surprisingly, new girl didn't know what a rimjob was. She didn't seem turned off when I…
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I'm going to be visiting the UK with a new girlfriend shortly. She's going to run off to visit family friends one day. Is there any place worth my time? Last time I was in London was many years ago…
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It's a six-inch rose petal donut filled with cream and a spicy ginger-jalapeno margarita jelly, covered in a sweet tequila frosting, and then finally topped off with sheets of edible silver and platinum. http://gothamist.com/2016/04/29/burn_it_down.php I'd consider trying it since the proceeds go…
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"Isn't lusting after flesh a sun?" "I'm a Reformed Universal Calvinist that is Liberal" "Oh...well then party on and ignore my other comments" "I believe that Christ died for the sins of the world and that believer and non believe will enter the…
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I was hoping for another tall tale from DoctorPhil when I logged in. Just imagine, one family gave us both Hendrix and Prince! So I thought I'd share my family's brush with musical brilliance! This a tale passed down from generation…
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I have it on good authority that one of our fellow posters is developing a new system! The duck system! Let's encourage this brilliant soul to share! ;)
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Or is he just fucking with those who think he's a homophobe?
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www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3505684/I-hot-girl-m-poop-girl-Woman-couldn-t-flush-toilet-date-s-house-charts-hid-waste-HANDBAG-hilarious-viral-tweets.html Sounds like she would be a brilliant girlfriend for crazyjoe!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFpckfHKH08 Brilliant! ;)
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After all, he tips her $200! ;)
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And does Jackie = juice?
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Do you like dachshunds? If yes, follow up: are you my estranged twin that was separated at birth?
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Did you see the story about the twitter artificial intelligence that became a racist neo-Nazi 9/11 conspiracy idiot in less than a day? http://thehackernews.com/2016/03/tay-artificial-intelligence.html I wonder what would happen if Microsoft made an artificial intelligence that posted on TUSCL. I bet within…
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www.egotastic.com/2016/03/ginger-round-up-for-st-paddys-day-delights Brilliantly sexy redheads!
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www.radass.com/funny-pics-of-kids/ Can you guess which ones are crazyjoe?
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vincemichaels suggested Juice run for President! I have a brilliant slogan for his campaign! "Vote chicken fangers, not short-fingered vulgarian!"
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Shailynn posted a joke about Scott Kelly getting out to the clubs upon his return to solid ground! All I have to say is that I have a lot of sympathy for him! He has a brilliantly hot girlfriend and…
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