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www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-allegedly-scans-penis-at-supermarket-checkout_us_57710ae9e4b0f1683239fb03 Scanning your dick at the supermarket = not brilliant!
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Print business cards that say "I like to cum in my pants! It's ACE!" Hand them to strippers and see what happens! You can omit the "It's ACE!" part if you think it's too silly! ;)
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So have criticized me for my Dachshund system. But I have persevered in my conviction that young women like to pet cute wiener dogs! You laughed when I added frogs into the mix. But now I am getting a pair of…
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I don't know if anybody lives near where the storm hit (all Florida TUSCLers that I can think of is from south Florida) but if you are I hope all is well! :)
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I just read that Charlie Sheen was asking to have his child support payments to his ex's reduced (to $25K a month, so his ex's aren't suffering too much). I suspect he needed this reduction after blowing all of his…
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The 4got version of "would you do her?" www.pichunter.com/gallery/3515577/Pretty_teen_poses_for_photo#2
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So I just got back from a trip to DC and MD. Little 4got was happy to see me return and wagged his little wiener dog tail (and you'd be amazed by how high dachshunds can jump!) but that's not…
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I knew the water in the diving venues in Rio was green, but it's even more non-brilliant than that! www.foxsports.com/olympics/story/algae-ridden-olympic-pool-closed-the-whole-building-smells-like-a-fart-081216
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Which do you prefer watching? Both are brilliant but I actually vote for the standard sport but it would be better if they wore skimpier clothes. Maybe thong bikinis! And it would be the most aces sport ever if there were minimum…
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They were brilliant!
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Everybody was grouchy the last time I posted!
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Precious few posts about strip clubs or sex. Even shadowcat refrained from a 2amer and posted (apparently) a guy sucking himself. I didn't look. Not that I have anything against sucking yourself off. If I could do it my life…
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Have you seen the story about the bitchy playboy playmate that posted a photo of a woman she considers ugly showering in the gym? www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3689780/Playboy-model-Dani-Mathers-sparks-furious-backlash-body-shaming-naked-woman-Snapchat.html I'm just not sure that a woman that makes her living blowing Hugh Hefner peen should be…
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I haven't been very jovial or inclined to make the "brilliant!" or "ace!" jokes lately. The news of the world have just seemed depressing as shit. Three more deaths of police in Baton Rouge. After the earlier BR death, Minnesota,…
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After Dallas and Nice and we may be in for more loss of life. The military may be attemp a takeover in Turkey
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ime posted a brief comment about the alien whore from Total Recall on another thread. I only saw that movie recently (about a week or two ago) on one of the movie channels. How many of you have seen it? The…
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Title pretty much says it all. I'll just add that it seems to have been for the past few days. Is this a non-brilliant trend starting or am I mistaken?
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Prince's old band is reuniting for a show to honor his memory. www.nytimes.com/2016/07/09/arts/music/prince-revolution-reunion-shows.html Brilliant! But I didn't see anything in the article about a guy named Phil! ;)
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www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Fatal-alligator-attack-in-Orange-is-first-in-two-6365674.php If you see a sign saying "no swimming alligators" and somebody tells you there is a huge alligator in the area it is non-brilliant to go swimming. It is possible that he was confused by the absence of a comma…
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No disrespect but one of the oddest phenomena here at TUSCL. There is invariably some poster, potentially a troll, that posts some goofy short bus stuff and somebody will announce that they don't like it and say they're ignoring them.…
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Jupiter orbit insertion today! www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/main/index.html Ace!
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GACA's thread about masturbating while driving reminded me of the recent Tesla crash. That fellow was allegedly watching a Harry Potter movie when he crashed. http://ktla.com/2016/07/03/tesla-autopilot-death-driver-may-have-been-watching-harry-potter-at-time-of-crash-witness-tells-ap/ There are a number of non-brilliant videos online of people reading the paper or doing other…
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Amazing to survive Auschwitz and live the life he did. Never forget.
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To combat a person so offensive that they have driven off rockstar666 and juicebox69 maybe we should post heart-warming things! I'll start! I just taught little 4got a new trick. I point at him and say "be long!" and he does…
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Isn't that brilliant! http://drunkenstepfather.com/2013/02/08/lacey-banghard-in-a-recent-titty-shoot-of-the-day (inspired by MrDeuce)
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