Shailynn posted a joke about Scott Kelly getting out to the clubs upon his return to solid ground! All I have to say is that I have a lot of sympathy for him! He has a brilliantly hot girlfriend and is probably still so weak from 340 days in microgravity that he can't engage in a vigorous round of "astronaut pussy party!" Check her out!
Fortunately, I suspect BJs And rimjobs are still on the table even after almost a year in space! I hope the guy is gettin an ace 4got style BJ with plenty of rimming and ball sucking right now!
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last commentPlus I like space! But if I ever do a trip to Pluto the hot girlfriend has to come along! Can you imagine getting a rimjob from a hot girl in zero G while your on a trip to the outer solar system? I'm about to blow a load just thinking about it! ;)
OK, the last comment was a joke, but it is still a brilliant thought!
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Instead of Pluto, you could take the hot girlfriend to Uranus. :)
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She's very nice on the eyes. I wouldn't be heading to the clubs either.
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"Instead of Pluto, you could take the hot girlfriend to Uranus. :)"
Brilliant!
Even if you have to mispronounce Uranus to make the joke work! ;)
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I'm impressed by the hot girlfriend. All astronauts seem to have attractive girlfriends.
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Well astronauts probably make good money...
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As generalities go for Hotness attraction...
Military - Good
Special Forces and Fighter Pilots - Better
Astronauts - Best
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Retired astronaut with lots of hot young girlfriends, or so she says.
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It's reported he grew 2 inches while in space...lucky guy
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