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I wish I was an astronaut because they get hot girlfriends!

Mar 3, 2016, 9:09 AM
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4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!

Shailynn posted a joke about Scott Kelly getting out to the clubs upon his return to solid ground! All I have to say is that I have a lot of sympathy for him! He has a brilliantly hot girlfriend and is probably still so weak from 340 days in microgravity that he can't engage in a vigorous round of "astronaut pussy party!" Check her out!

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Fortunately, I suspect BJs And rimjobs are still on the table even after almost a year in space! I hope the guy is gettin an ace 4got style BJ with plenty of rimming and ball sucking right now!

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4got2wipe

Plus I like space! But if I ever do a trip to Pluto the hot girlfriend has to come along! Can you imagine getting a rimjob from a hot girl in zero G while your on a trip to the outer solar system? I'm about to blow a load just thinking about it! ;)

OK, the last comment was a joke, but it is still a brilliant thought!

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DaOnion

Instead of Pluto, you could take the hot girlfriend to Uranus. :)

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Dominic77

She's very nice on the eyes. I wouldn't be heading to the clubs either.

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4got2wipe

"Instead of Pluto, you could take the hot girlfriend to Uranus. :)"

Brilliant!

Even if you have to mispronounce Uranus to make the joke work! ;)

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jackslash

I'm impressed by the hot girlfriend. All astronauts seem to have attractive girlfriends.

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Supremeruler

Well astronauts probably make good money...

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rick33

As generalities go for Hotness attraction... Military - Good Special Forces and Fighter Pilots - Better Astronauts - Best

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san_jose_guy

Retired astronaut with lots of hot young girlfriends, or so she says.

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SJG

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mikeya02

It's reported he grew 2 inches while in space...lucky guy

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