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I wish I was an astronaut because they get hot girlfriends!

4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!
Shailynn posted a joke about Scott Kelly getting out to the clubs upon his return to solid ground! All I have to say is that I have a lot of sympathy for him! He has a brilliantly hot girlfriend and is probably still so weak from 340 days in microgravity that he can't engage in a vigorous round of "astronaut pussy party!" Check her out!

www.barstoolsports.com/boston/astronaut-…

Fortunately, I suspect BJs And rimjobs are still on the table even after almost a year in space! I hope the guy is gettin an ace 4got style BJ with plenty of rimming and ball sucking right now!

9 comments

  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    Plus I like space! But if I ever do a trip to Pluto the hot girlfriend has to come along! Can you imagine getting a rimjob from a hot girl in zero G while your on a trip to the outer solar system? I'm about to blow a load just thinking about it! ;)

    OK, the last comment was a joke, but it is still a brilliant thought!
  • DaOnion
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    9 years ago
    Instead of Pluto, you could take the hot girlfriend to Uranus. :)
  • Dominic77
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    9 years ago
    She's very nice on the eyes. I wouldn't be heading to the clubs either.
  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    "Instead of Pluto, you could take the hot girlfriend to Uranus. :)"

    Brilliant!

    Even if you have to mispronounce Uranus to make the joke work! ;)
  • jackslash
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    9 years ago
    I'm impressed by the hot girlfriend. All astronauts seem to have attractive girlfriends.

    http://static.tvtome.com/images/genie_im…
  • chessmaster
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    9 years ago
    Well astronauts probably make good money...
  • rick33
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    9 years ago
    As generalities go for Hotness attraction...
    Military - Good
    Special Forces and Fighter Pilots - Better
    Astronauts - Best
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    Retired astronaut with lots of hot young girlfriends, or so she says.

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2157412608/t…

    SJG
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    It's reported he grew 2 inches while in space...lucky guy
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