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Upskirts are brilliant! http://drunkenstepfather.com/2016/02/18/erin-heathertons-asshole-upskirt-in-miami-of-the-day I'd love to give her an ace rimjob! I bet she'd reciprocate! And I bet she likes dachshunds! ;)
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Sad story :( www.thestar.com/news/canada/2016/02/17/calgary-zoo-disciplines-2-workers-after-pair-of-pants-kills-otter.html Otters were clearly meant to let it all hang out! Moral of the story? Otter pants = not brilliant!
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Kong, a 70-pound male octopus in the Seattle aquarium, had his Valentine's day date cancelled amid fears that he'd eat the small females that the aquarium caught! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/octopus-seattle-aquarium-sex_us_56c18ea1e4b08ffac125bb36 If I were Kong I'd go right up to the diver, say "not brilliant,"…
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Performance dressed in nothing but underwear and a blindfold covers herself in waffle fries and catsup and invites others to eat off of her body! http://coed.com/2016/02/10/monika-rostvold-photos-texas-state-university-chik-fil-a-txst-student-french-fries-ketchup-best-instagram-pics/ Brilliant! I would prefer sweat potato fries though!
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Brilliant discovery! www.nytimes.com/2016/02/12/science/ligo-gravitational-waves-black-holes-einstein.html Who would have thought that we would ever detect changes much smaller than an atom in something 2.5 miles long! And use that to detect colliding black holes!
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A little too small on my phone to really mak out, but I'm sure it's brilliant!
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JohnSmith69 says that he's working on a book! https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=40201 I think that he should collaborate with lapdanceking82 because those two are the best source of crazy stories on this board! crazyjoe could write a detailed forward! How many of you guys would…
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So I'm taking to BBBFM* and it turns out that she's from the greater Denver area! Then, when we're getting ready for some doggie style fun I look down and notice the tattoo on her ass! It says "crazyjoe was…
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JohnSmith69 recently said "My psychotherapists on tuscl say that I need a girlfriend. So since this is where I get all of my relationship advice" So I think we owe him some truly ace advice! My recommendation is that you continue fucking…
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There was a lot of skepticism when I proposed the dachshund system, but I'd like to report on its continuing success! I saw big boobed Bichon Frise mom (new proposed acronym = BBBFM) this morning on little 4got's walk! I'm laying…
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For those of you that don't remember, my little dachshund buddy was supposed to get me all sorts of civi tail! Guess who little 4got2usethepapers met yesterday? A little Bichon Frise being walked by a sexy blonde with big tits!…
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There is no way this tattoo http://ftvgirls.org/beautiful-bubbly-blonde/ was ever going to look brilliant!
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Who are your favorite tattoo-free porn stars? Abbey Rain is a sexy tattoo-free redhead: www.xvideos.com/profiles/abbey-rain Double brilliant!
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Do girls actually dress like this on the beach? www.egotastic.com/2015/11/rachel-sanders-asstastic-white-slingshot-bikini-in-miami/ If they do, is it only the hot one? If the answers are "yes" and "yes" I say "brilliant, I need to move to Miami!" :)
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Ever get the feeling that this creepy guy would be an obsessive TUSCL poster if he hadn't lucked out and landed a pervert fashion photographer? http://dlisted.com/2016/01/12/so-uncle-terry-had-a-baby-shower/ I wish my job was perverted fashion photographer! I'm eminently qualified! I'd be ace! ;)
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He was such a fixture when I started posting! I'm not going to defend his rickdugan obsession, but then again rickdugan was a d-bag to me when I started so I'm not very sympathetic to rickdugan! Enough said! I'm not going…
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it would be brilliant if the term caught on more broadly! It still cracks me up! ;)
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www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bdsm-author-allegedly-lured-girl-small-town-sex-family-article-1.2475835 First, the non-brilliant part! If you're a weird pervert that prints BDSM coloring books you should only bring adults into your polyamorous marriage. This guy brought a 17-year old in so I certainly think he's a first-rate d-bag! However, he gave…
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https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/babypod-is-a-speaker-for-your-vagina Probably not Mozart! And I doubt that crappy rap makes your baby brilliant! Of course, I doubt that playing Mozart for your fetus makes them a genius either! :(
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I thought I'd post something to lead us away from complaining that it takes two clicks to put people on ignore rather than one. I think that many of us think that hot 19-year olds with big natural tits are…
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www.tmz.com/2016/01/03/mama-june-strip-club-slaps-ass/ My opinion? Not brilliant! :(
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I think they should have kept Kari on and encouraged her to wear bikinis, but even without her the explosions were brilliant! But I guess there is no show that can go on forever (except the Simpsons, and I'm not…
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This is actually pretty interesting, not a joke about rickthelion. http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2016/01/vultures-text I say that any animal that eats their meals butt-first is kind of ace! On the joke side, I can't remember if rickthelion met rickthevulture in Africa or America, but I always…
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Hope you got something like this under the tree! http://www.demotivationalposters.org/santa-claus-christmas-wish-sexy-present-from-santa-demotivational-posters-82900.html
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Ace suggestions all on my requests for alternatives to "brilliant" thread! londonguy was especially helpful! https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=39284 But I'm curious, is "the dog's bollocks" good or bad? Or both? If I was I dog I'd rather have my balls than be fixed!…
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