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Both ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose and juicebox69 have ace avatars! I like the "shady as fuck" cat warning! ;)
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I'm not proud of this since it sort of spoiled the moment on an actual unpaid date. However, I was sucking on the girls breast in a manner she considered too avid. When asked I said without thinking that I…
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A public service announcement for clarity, being gay means that you are attracted to people with the same sex as you. For example, the comment that felching is "some gay shit": https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=46907#comment586476 Is inaccurate. If you are male and felch another male…
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http://caseyanthony.com/bad-teachers/trudy-hill-scored-well-on-rate-my-teacher-hint-it-may-have-been-the-blow-jobs/ Ace! ;)
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And that regular poster's name is Rick! http://youtu.be/B9dKtPa_k7g
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NASA wants to find better ways to deal with shit in space! www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-11-30/nasa-offers-30k-to-anyone-who-figures-out-how-to-properly-dispose-of-space-poop Does crazyjoe have a brilliant solution? Maybe a space McD's!
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I'm sure this topic is done to death, but Darkblue999's post about whether a clean shaved pussy = disease free got me thinking. What is the rough proportions of pubic hairstyles that you see. Almost all shaved in my experience!
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Do any of you perverts wear your hair in a man bun? One of my cousins at Thanksgiving (about 22 years old) was wearing his hair in man bun. He also had a handlebar mustache. I thought somebody accused mikeya02 of…
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I've been to Florida but no further south than Tampa-St. Petersburg. I know I can read reviews but some of you have direct experiences. Details not necessarily needed if you don't want them out there for all to see, but…
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Perhaps I shouldn't be trying to bring reality into the current trollfest, which has really made me LOL. However, I thought I'd point out that MrDeuce is wrong when he says abolishing the electoral college (no disrespect). There is actually a…
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So now I know: Dougster has beefs with rickdugan, zipman68, and Alucard. Dougster may or may not be multiple aliases. zipman68 may or may not have multiple aliases. Apparently, I am a zipman68 alias. Or maybe a Dougster alias. Brilliant
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I know about the whole rickdugan beef. Does that conflict have a basis in anything other than rickdugan's general d-bagginess? He also has other beefs that don't really make sense to me. Probably buried in the depths of time but…
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Just heard that Leonard Cohen passed away. Much of his work was long before my time. But his work was timeless. Once I discovered him I really loved his music. Hallelujah Leonard. Your work was brilliant. (And I'm not just using brilliant…
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Anybody know the results? This was the "condoms in all adult movies made in CA" prop. For the record, the 4got philosophy is requiring condoms = non-brilliant! Testing is a good idea. If individual performers want condoms that's ace. Though they may…
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Girl takes a load in her mouth. Girl brushes teeth with the cum. https://xhamster.com/movies/387729/amateur_cum_brushing_and_swallowing.html I don't think the ADA has approved of this as a brilliant dental health practice. BTW, I think this may be crazyjoe's girlfriend! Right crazyjoe?
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Guy gets lap dance. Guy intentionally farts in strippers face. http://straight.fleshbot.com/6018227/only-in-florida-thats-no-way-to-say-thanks-for-the-lap-dance I hope that wasn't any of you! If it was I hope you tipped well! ;)
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Good luck with Matthew! And for juicebox69, why did you decide to travel toward the storm?
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Now you can! www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/549118/objectophilia-exhibitionist-mature-knickerless-woman-sparks-outrage-sex-plastic-dinosaur Anybody want to guess whether I found this "brilliant" or "non-brilliant"?
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In DFW airport and I see a guy wearing a t shirt that says "I (heart) drummers". I misread it as "I (heart) rimjobs" and thought "daring fashion choice but not brilliant - where are the sexy women that heart rimjobs?"
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Check out fastorange's review of the "Ace of Spades" club! https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2203 He thought it would be awesome like Motörhead but found it to be lame like Winger!
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I probably shouldn't start my first political thread, but here goes. I always get a little uncomfortable with all of the pro-police posts. I'm not anti-police, but I also don't think the "pro-police" posters on here are really thinking about what…
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We haven't heard from any of the rickthezoo characters lately. I wonder if the turtle is friends with Diego the tortoise! www.france24.com/en/20160914-sexploits-diego-tortoise-save-galapagos-species
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I saw a flyer for a charity (cancer research) event featuring a dachshund race! I wonder if little 4got would like to run the race. Unfortunately I will be traveling before Halloween, but perhaps my pet sitter can take little 4got…
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Read AfricanLovePimppp's reviews of Pantheon! https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2843 I'm not sure that the reviews gave me any real insights into the club but they did make me laugh! Although I did learn that the club is connected to a "shisk-ka-bob place"! Ace stuff!
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Brilliant! ;)
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