Happy New Year to all

Here's to you wiping your ass more and not running out of TP!!!!! Safe and prosperous 2017.

shailynn, I plan to install a bidet. Or maybe a Japanese toilet that washes and blow dries your butthole!

So no more wiping at home but I'll still be rimjob ready! Isn't that an ace solution! ;)

Brilliant!

Yes I'd love a toilet that would blow dry my ass. Knowing me I'd probably feel all warm and fuzzy and fall asleep on the toilet.