Posts by reverendhornibastard

The sound of crickets chirping on those posts kept me awake last night. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=65518 https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=65525

I remember the day my dad decided to burden me with the ugly truth about how babies are made. I was 10 years old at that time. Immediately after breakfast my dad asked me to join him in…

Racism is a poisonous brew. It should be eliminated. I have a suggestion: Let’s bring back the miscegenation laws! Only this time, instead of prohibiting miscegenation, let’s make it mandatory! The benefits are obvious. First, miscegenation can be loads…

The denizens of TUSCL have drawn the battle lines. Both sides think they cornered the market on wisdom while the others are juvenile posers some of whom have very obviously never even set foot in a strip club. Conspiracies to…

Meet Amy Mainzer, https://m.imgur.com/gallery/sHG7Z She is an American astronomer, specializing in astrophysical instrumentation and infrared astronomy. She is the Deputy Project Scientist for the Wide-field Infrared Survey Explorer and the Principal Investigator for the NEOWISE project to study minor planets and…

I’ve always regarded rating women on a scale of one to ten to be a pathetic and sophomoric practice. It is both demeaning to women and appallingly imprecise. I prefer the Helen of Troy beauty scale. Using the vastly more…

I lost my virginity at age 16 as a victim of sexual child abuse. My “abuser” was a 26 year old woman who had hired me to mow her lawn. At the time, I certainly didn’t feel abused. I…

It doesn’t make any sense to me and I never would have predicted this, but I many women are attracted to a lying, serial cheating man. I am not as badly behaved as I used to be. Some who know…

A new health menace is sweeping rapidly across the nation, insidiously threatening Americans in all walks of life. It is a malady so revolting and cringeworthy that no one wants to acknowledge much less discuss it openly. There are…

I sometimes had a difficult time getting the attention of the dancers I want in a strip club. Whether I was wearing dressy clothes or casual clothes, I often felt that I was being ignored but couldn’t figure out why.…

A few years ago I contributed a story about an idea for a late-night, XXX-rated reality TV show called “Splooge Countdown.” I initially posted it on a blog site that is no longer in operation. My blog at…

It’s springtime so once again I’ve got the bug. I’m seriously considering the purchase of a brand new 2019 Harley Davidson Fat Boy (114). https://www.harley-davidson.com/us/en/motorcycles/2019/softail/fat-boy/detailed-specs-and-pricing.html I had a Fat Boy once before. One of my girlfriends at that time referred to it…