Today is a red-lettuce day, at least it is for me. Today the Sploogemeister turns 69 years old! Not only is that older than I’ve ever been before, it’s also a lot older than I ever expected to be. But I’m not complaining! I really have very little to complain about. I still have most of my hair. tuscl.net More importantly, I woke up with wood again this morning. Despite that waking up with wood is still part of my daily routine, I make a point of not wasting it when possible. So we had a quick canoodle to start the day. It is said, “with age comes wisdom.” I think that means that as you age you learn that: 1. Erections should not be wasted; 2. You are only young once (but you can be immature forever); 3. A man is only as old as the woman he feels; 4. Never put the call of nature on hold; 5. Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time; 6. It’s better to do 1 thing great than to do 10 things well (eating pussy is my specialty); 7. Women may come cheap, but they go away expensive; 8. Sex isn’t dirty (unless it’s done properly); 9. Not all farts are dry; 10. If you’re not getting older, you’re dead! Mrs. Hornibastard #3 already whispered that tonight, after the kids go to sleep, we will commence the celebration of my 69th in that position.
I am really looking forward to that. I hope the kids go to bed early. I might encourage them to join me in a toast or two this evening using my favorite Scotch (Laphroaig - 25). There is a cloud of sorts on the horizon. Mrs. Hornibastard #3 said she invited Amanda to join us for the birthday cake and candle ceremony. She went on to suggest that Amanda could stay late and join us with our late evening ceremony. I guess every silver lining has a dark cloud. tuscl.net
This is not the first time that subject has come up.
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I objected to that idea. As I’ve told her before, I reminded Mrs. Hornibastard #3 yet again that I didn’t think including Amanda in our sex lives was a good idea. I am confident that Mrs. Hornibastard won’t include Amanda in our late night festivities unless I agree to it. I’m not worried about any sneak attacks. But she does not understand my objections to Amanda. As she sees it, Amanda is perfect because she is cute, she is willing and she lives down the street. She can walk from her home to ours in less time than it takes to boil an egg. She can’t seem to comprehend why I find that third element so objectionable. I think she honestly believes that I simply don’t find Amanda attractive because she is blonde and not Asian.
Amanda IS blonde and NOT Asian but she’s still attractive. For now, I’m going to put the multi-bike rack on the back of the Mercedes and the kids and I will go biking somewhere interesting in the greater Houston area.
I will deal with the candles and with any complications in the post-candle festivities later.
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