The Mrs. Hornibastard Ratings - Part Three
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
I’ve been married three times (so far).
I’ve always been the weak link in most of my relationships, marital or otherwise.
This is part three of a brief rundown of the three Mrs. Hornibastards who shared parts of my sordid life so far.
Previous: Mrs. Hornibastard #2: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7514…
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MRS. HORNIBASTARD #3
I first met Anisa, the woman who became Mrs. Hornibastard #3, during my second assignment to Indonesia. She is the latest and, by far, the greatest, of my three wives. She is the woman my kids refer to as “mama.”
The only possible way I can think of to improve my current marital situation would be if Anisa had a twin or maybe if we had adopted Yuni (see story below).
Anisa is definitely NOT a high maintenance woman. She is one of those rare, beautiful, extremely sexy, fun-loving, hard-working low maintenance women who, no matter how hard she has worked all day cooking, cleaning the house and doing laundry, is always ready for some late night, wild, no-holes-barred canoodling.
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6755…
I have found only a few photos online of beautiful women who bear a close resemblance to Anisa. So I am providing an actual photo of Anisa (not her real name) but with a mask Photoshopped onto her lovely face. There have also been a few other photos of the Anisa sprinkled here and there among my prior stories that involved her. In each case, the photos were cropped or Photoshopped to conceal her identity.
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7181
In my eyes, Anisa is the most attractive of my wives. This probably has a lot to do with my acquired taste for slender, tropical Asian women. A lot of guys would probably prefer a woman with bigger tits and lighter skin tones (more like Mrs. Hornibastard #2). But I go absolutely ape for a slender tropical Asian woman with long legs and a smooth, brown ass totally lacking in tan lines.
Anisa really fills the bill.
Here is the best photo I found online of another woman who bears a strong resemblance to Anisa.
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7222
Anisa has many other qualities besides being very sexy. Not only is she a low-maintenance woman, but she is also a joy to live with, and a terrific mom.
But the best is yet to come.
Anisa is sexually very creative and adventurous.
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6737…
Anisa is an ardent exhibitionist. For Anisa, being an exhibitionist is about (1) showing off her naked body at beach resorts [https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6739… ] and (2) having sex with me while her friends watch. She has demonstrated these propensities more times than I can remember. She learned to enjoy putting damn near all of her lovely body on display at high dollar tropical beach resorts and, back at home, was pleased to swim naked in our private pool with one or more of her friends present. When there were margaritas involved, Anisa was also keen for me eat her pussy or fuck her with her similarly inebriated friends present and watching.
Anisa is also an avid voyeur and, back in our glory days before the kids came along, she often encouraged me to fuck her friends while she and some of her other friends watched.
Unlike Susan, Anisa never showed the slightest sexual interest in other women – apart from letting her girlfriends watch us fucking or allowing me to fuck them while she watched.
While I would love to relive those crazy but wonderful years Anisa and I shared in Jakarta with some of her more adventurous girlfriends, those days are over. But Anisa admits that she still thinks about our wild days back in Jakarta (and one wonderful night in Africa I have not shared). She says she often thinks about those wild and crazy days while we are canoodling.
What Mrs. Hornibastard #3 likes to think about while we are canoodling:
1. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7160…
2. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7162…
3. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7164…
4. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7165…
5. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7166…
6. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7166…
But those marvelous and outrageous times are all in the rear view mirror now. Our kids are the central focus of our lives now. At least while they’re awake.
Anisa and I still have lots of fun together when the kids are asleep and our door is locked. It’s just the two of us now without any audience, but it’s still great.
We apparently almost had another sexcapade with Yuni, one of her friends, when we were visiting her hometown in rural East Java in the early summer of 2019. You can read about the Yuni saga on the following links.
Yuni:
1. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6708…
2. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6713…
3. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6714…
4. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6719…
5. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6722…
6. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6724…
7. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6727…
But Anisa ultimately decided to let our kids tag along on the mountain hike. That precluded anything other than skinny-dipping in the hot springs on the mountain side.
(Sadly, Yuni is no longer with us. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7362…)
Anisa has mentioned Amanda a couple of times in the last few months as a possible accomplice in some, at-home, late night intimate depravities. But that hasn’t gone anywhere. I don’t trust Amanda and she lives entirely too close to us – around the corner and down the block a short way.
Amanda:
1. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7402…
2. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7407…
3. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7415…
The Mrs. Hornibastard #3 chapter is still in progress.
I don’t think there will ever be a Mrs. Hornibastard #4.
I’m getting too old, and after Mrs. Hornibastard #3, I’m sure I’d only be disappointed.
I’ve always been the weak link in most of my relationships, marital or otherwise.
This is part three of a brief rundown of the three Mrs. Hornibastards who shared parts of my sordid life so far.
Previous: Mrs. Hornibastard #2: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7514…
******************************************
MRS. HORNIBASTARD #3
I first met Anisa, the woman who became Mrs. Hornibastard #3, during my second assignment to Indonesia. She is the latest and, by far, the greatest, of my three wives. She is the woman my kids refer to as “mama.”
The only possible way I can think of to improve my current marital situation would be if Anisa had a twin or maybe if we had adopted Yuni (see story below).
Anisa is definitely NOT a high maintenance woman. She is one of those rare, beautiful, extremely sexy, fun-loving, hard-working low maintenance women who, no matter how hard she has worked all day cooking, cleaning the house and doing laundry, is always ready for some late night, wild, no-holes-barred canoodling.
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6755…
I have found only a few photos online of beautiful women who bear a close resemblance to Anisa. So I am providing an actual photo of Anisa (not her real name) but with a mask Photoshopped onto her lovely face. There have also been a few other photos of the Anisa sprinkled here and there among my prior stories that involved her. In each case, the photos were cropped or Photoshopped to conceal her identity.
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7181
In my eyes, Anisa is the most attractive of my wives. This probably has a lot to do with my acquired taste for slender, tropical Asian women. A lot of guys would probably prefer a woman with bigger tits and lighter skin tones (more like Mrs. Hornibastard #2). But I go absolutely ape for a slender tropical Asian woman with long legs and a smooth, brown ass totally lacking in tan lines.
Anisa really fills the bill.
Here is the best photo I found online of another woman who bears a strong resemblance to Anisa.
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7222
Anisa has many other qualities besides being very sexy. Not only is she a low-maintenance woman, but she is also a joy to live with, and a terrific mom.
But the best is yet to come.
Anisa is sexually very creative and adventurous.
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6737…
Anisa is an ardent exhibitionist. For Anisa, being an exhibitionist is about (1) showing off her naked body at beach resorts [https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6739… ] and (2) having sex with me while her friends watch. She has demonstrated these propensities more times than I can remember. She learned to enjoy putting damn near all of her lovely body on display at high dollar tropical beach resorts and, back at home, was pleased to swim naked in our private pool with one or more of her friends present. When there were margaritas involved, Anisa was also keen for me eat her pussy or fuck her with her similarly inebriated friends present and watching.
Anisa is also an avid voyeur and, back in our glory days before the kids came along, she often encouraged me to fuck her friends while she and some of her other friends watched.
Unlike Susan, Anisa never showed the slightest sexual interest in other women – apart from letting her girlfriends watch us fucking or allowing me to fuck them while she watched.
While I would love to relive those crazy but wonderful years Anisa and I shared in Jakarta with some of her more adventurous girlfriends, those days are over. But Anisa admits that she still thinks about our wild days back in Jakarta (and one wonderful night in Africa I have not shared). She says she often thinks about those wild and crazy days while we are canoodling.
What Mrs. Hornibastard #3 likes to think about while we are canoodling:
1. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7160…
2. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7162…
3. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7164…
4. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7165…
5. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7166…
6. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7166…
But those marvelous and outrageous times are all in the rear view mirror now. Our kids are the central focus of our lives now. At least while they’re awake.
Anisa and I still have lots of fun together when the kids are asleep and our door is locked. It’s just the two of us now without any audience, but it’s still great.
We apparently almost had another sexcapade with Yuni, one of her friends, when we were visiting her hometown in rural East Java in the early summer of 2019. You can read about the Yuni saga on the following links.
Yuni:
1. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6708…
2. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6713…
3. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6714…
4. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6719…
5. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6722…
6. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6724…
7. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6727…
But Anisa ultimately decided to let our kids tag along on the mountain hike. That precluded anything other than skinny-dipping in the hot springs on the mountain side.
(Sadly, Yuni is no longer with us. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7362…)
Anisa has mentioned Amanda a couple of times in the last few months as a possible accomplice in some, at-home, late night intimate depravities. But that hasn’t gone anywhere. I don’t trust Amanda and she lives entirely too close to us – around the corner and down the block a short way.
Amanda:
1. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7402…
2. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7407…
3. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7415…
The Mrs. Hornibastard #3 chapter is still in progress.
I don’t think there will ever be a Mrs. Hornibastard #4.
I’m getting too old, and after Mrs. Hornibastard #3, I’m sure I’d only be disappointed.
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8 comments
It’s not a saga like some of the other stories.
It was just a one night spree.
My first and second wives were hot, the second one more so than the first. But despite some fun times (the best of them described here), for the most part I was not very happy with either of them.
#1 was erratic and even a bit loony.
#2 was a very high maintenance woman who was always trying to change me.
She wanted me to go out dressed like a fucking Presbyterian!
But I’m just fine with #3.
I really doubt if I could do any better.
For the first time in my life. I am too happy with my current situation to try any “real cheating.” I have too much to lose now.
I don’t count strip club encounters as “real cheating” because there is no emotional investment involved and complications are easily avoided as long as the strippers involved don’t know how to contact you.