Could there possibly be any better way to celebrate International Women’s Day than in the dank and dark confines of your favorite high-mileage den of depravity?
Of course not!
I for one will go and open my heart, my wallet and my epididymis to help a young woman feed her child and/or her drug habit.
Besides, some of the more progressive strip clubs might be giving out free samples again on International Women’s Day!
Wouldn’t want to miss out on that!


The word of the day is "epididymis."